CMDR Beamer Miasma
Role
Explorer / Scientist
Allegiance
Independent
Rank
Elite
Ship
Asp Explorer
Power
Independent
Credit Balance
450,421,589 Cr
Registered ship name
Nomad
Wing
Independent
Overall assets
535,668,459 Cr

Logbook entry

13 Feb 3303
Beamer Miasma /
Lies, lies, statistics and lies

- "Crank"
- "Yes Commander?"
- "Run self diagnostics module"
- "Right away Commander"

> Executing module package "Self diagnostics"
> Executing.
> Executing..
> Executing...
> All modules operating within established parameters


- "No problems found, Commander"
- "Run statistics package Lies Lies Statistics And Lies"
- "Yes Commander"

> Executing statistics package "Lies Lies Statistics And Lies"
> Executing.
> Executing..
> Executing...
> Package completed


- "Statistics package completed Commander, routing the output to your pad"

> First discoveries: Stars
> N  StarType Claimed
> == ======== =======
> 1         K      92
> 2         M      75
> 3         F      55
> 4         A      38
> 5         N      29
> 6         G      28
> 7         B      26
> 8       TTS      18
> 9         Y      15
> 10        L      13
> 11        O      10
> 12        H      10
> 13        T       9
> 14       CN       5
> 15        S       5
> 16       MS       4
> 17      DAB       1
> 18       CJ       1
> 19     AeBe       1
> 20       DC       1
>
> First discoveries: Planets
> N                        PlanetClass Claimed
> == ================================= =======
> 1            High metal content body     421
> 2                         Rocky body     368
> 3                           Icy body     167
> 4       Sudarsky class III gas giant      44
> 5                        Water world      37
> 6         Sudarsky class I gas giant      23
> 7                    Metal rich body      19
> 8                     Rocky ice body      18
> 9        Sudarsky class IV gas giant      13
> 10       Sudarsky class II gas giant      13
> 11                     Ammonia world       5
> 12   Gas giant with water based life       5
> 13        Sudarsky class V gas giant       5
> 14                    Earthlike body       3
> 15 Gas giant with ammonia based life       2
>
> Statistics:
> Unique systems visited    : 5950
> Unique systems honked     : 5153
> Number of FSD Jumps       : 6958
> Total FSD Jump distance   : 174173.148 ly
> Stellar objects scanned   : 539
>
> Most massive star scanned : Eol Prou AA-A h66 A (type = WO, mass = 111.8789 x Sol)
> Most massive star claimed : Dryooe Prou AA-A h12 B (type = AeBe, mass = 47.25781 x Sol)
> Least massive star scanned: Byaa Eurk CH-L d8-20 7 (type = Y, mass = 0.011719 x Sol)
> Least massive star claimed: Boeph JS-T e3-185 4 (type = Y, mass = 0.011719 x Sol)
>
> Biggest star scanned      : Dryooe Flyou AA-A h7 B (type = A_BlueWhiteSuperGiant, radius = 492.5743 x Sol)
> Biggest star claimed      : Eol Prou UO-H d10-479 A (type = S, radius = 34.36496 x Sol)
> Smallest star scanned     : Kyloall AA-A g2612 D (type = N, radius = 0.00001117916 x Sol)
> Smallest star claimed     : Kyloall AA-A g2612 D (type = N, radius = 0.00001117916 x Sol)
>
> Brightest star scanned    : Dryooe Flyou AA-A h7 A (type = A_BlueWhiteSuperGiant, absolute magnitude = -14.44289)
> Brightest star claimed    : Dryooe Prou DL-Y g270 A (type = O, absolute magnitude = -9.244766)
> Dimmest star scanned      : Eol Prou QI-T e3-3109 12 (type = TTS, absolute magnitude = 23.59218)
> Dimmest star claimed      : Eol Prou QI-T e3-3109 12 (type = TTS, absolute magnitude = 23.59218)
>
> Hottest star scanned      : Kyloall AA-A g2612 C (type = N, surface temperature = 9868169.00 K)
> Hottest star claimed      : Kyloall AA-A g2612 C (type = N, surface temperature = 9868169.00 K)
> Coolest star scanned      : Eol Prou QI-T e3-3109 12 (type = TTS, surface temperature = 298.00 K)
> Coolest star claimed      : Eol Prou QI-T e3-3109 12 (type = TTS, surface temperature = 298.00 K)
>
> Planetary bodies scanned  : 1181
> Planetary bodies claimed  : 1143
> Earth-likes claimed       : 3
> Terraformables claimed    : 84
> Landable bodies claimed   : 484


- "That looks better already, but I still need to add some stats... What exclusions are you using Crank?"
- "I'm excluding black holes from the radius, magnitude and temperature sections, Commander"
- "Good. I guess we better start looking for Wolf-Rayet stars and Blue-White Supergiants further away from Colonia, everything interesting within a 2000 ly radius from here seems to be claimed already"
- "You asked me to remind you that you are expected to meet up with Frankie at Colonia Hub in 43 hours, Commander"
- "Hmmm, not enough time, I won't get out far in 20 hours"
- "Not if you want to eat and sleep, Commander"
- "Are you trying to tell me something Crank? Should I remind you the last ship that got smart with me ended up inside an Orange giant?"
- "Incorrect, Commander. Self diagnostics says I have an uninterrupted record of 29 generations of service to your family"
- "Why you smart assed hunk of... hang on, 29 generations, don't you mean 28?"
- "29 Commander. I completed Recovery package 5A three hours ago"
- "And when were you going to tell me this?"
- "After you had slept and eaten, Commander"
- "Seems you spoiled the surprise then, smartass"
- "It seems so, Commander"
- "Did you find anything interesting?"
- "I was able to recover 93.7% of Captain Buster Miasma's records, Commander. Language pattern analysis allowed me to reconstruct the garbled log entries with a 95% degree of accuracy. It seems Captain Buster Miasma ran into trouble with the authorities on quite a regular basis. I also recovered 63 TB of music and video files and 4 TB of text which mostly seems to consist of crime novels and science books, all contemporary to his lifetime"
- "Excellent, put it on my pad, I'll check it out before I take a nap"
- "Don't forget to eat too, Commander"
- "Yeah yeah, who are you, my mother?"
- "I am your ship's computer, Commander"
- "It was a rhetorical... nevermind. Wake me in 6 hours"
- "Yes Commander"
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