Setting sail again
06 Jan 2020Cpt Krovatchski
Launch date. 1/6/3306
Here we fuckin go again
Command has yet to respond to the latest series of comms. And now ive been dispatched orders to head to a pledged system, exploited by mahon.
This means more people have to die, more ammunition will be wasted, and im going to lose my mind again.
John, unfortunately, is staying aboard my ship. So is david.
Wonderful.
You would think it would take a few days for the bullshit to begin, we litterally just left Gresley Dock when it officially kicked off.
A fight broke out over who would get the last cheese stick.
John claims its his, and he claimed it before they ran out and just hadn't eaten it yet.
I find this very hard to believe. There isnt anything on the ship he hasnt eaten yet.
David claims its his, because someone has been stealing his lunch from the lounge fridge, and he 'knows its john'.
Ive never seen that man once pack a lunch.
Meanwhile I bought the damn things yesterday and im just wondering how 2 units of cheese sticks are gone.
Fuck me I guess.
We are heading out to the Outter Rim of Controlled space, Will update and advise.
Sir, I don't mean to interrupt what you're doing, but PFC John and PFC David are in the View Deck fighting
Victor, get off my mic
Sir, PFC John is Trying to take his shirt off and PFC David is screaming like a feminine man
GET OFF MY MIC VICTOR
FML
- CMdR Cpt Krovatchski
Thats 200 Fucking cheese sticks