Henderson Applied Genetics: Corporate Boy Scout Camp -2
04 Aug 2023Wild Jim Gruden
Pt 1: Boring Old RoutineHenderson Applied Genetics corporate security. Fancy uniforms. Fancy gear. Fancy asses playing at being soldiers. They are more about following regs and filing reports than actually doing anything useful. They submitted a damn Contractor Performance Review on Gulati because he jokingly brought in a meteorite for an unauthorized landing inside the exclusion zone. A CPR over a joke.
Gulati, being the marvelous ass that he is, has started using paperwork against them. We’ve not gone on perimeter patrols for three days because of paperwork. Their rules are that only maintenance crews can work on the scarabs and that no scarab can leave the compound without having a 100% grade on its safety inspection. It just so happens that a loose lug, a leaking strut, or fuel cell under 90% capacity is grounds for a failed safety inspection.
A few of the Henderson grunts --Smith, and Hashimoto-- are decent. Both are former Federal Navy SPs. The other grunts are barely qualified rent-a-cops who have probably never been shot at or who have never shot at anything other than practice targets. The officers are no better. They act like self-import assclowns because the company has given them elevated CorpSec clearance to the genetics labs while we contracted guns are only cleared for perimeter defense and L-0 access.
As soon as this contract is up, I’m off this rock. I don’t care if the handlers haven’t lined up another job, I am not re-signing on this contract. I’d rather be jobless than deal with these jackoff boy scouts.
Pt 3: Hashimoto