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Nullvektor / 09 May 3305
I'm the punchline, so what's the joke?

I've got your bullshit.

Literally.

Got a nice message in my inbox as I was transiting Skeggiko O, inquiring if I would do some folks over in Bunda a favor. It seems as if a shipment of theirs went missing near me, and if I could deliver it to the Eravarenth Alliance I'd be handsomely rewarded.

Not a job for the faint of heart, they said.
Dangerous, they said.

Dropped into the coordinates and found out my dangerous cargo was... a load of biowaste. Well, a paycheck is a paycheck even if it smells bad, I reasoned.

Pulled into Faraday Ring and...

hello?

Anyone?

I'm here, I've got your thirty tons of steaming bullshit, where's my fucking money?

Crickets. Not a soul.

Nice. Looks like I'm the punchline to another stupid joke. I offloaded the cargo at the market and started to hose down the cargo bay with bleach. When I'm done I swear I'm gonna go back to Skeggiko O and tell a few jokes of my own with my plasma accelerators...
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