CMDR L. Colt
Role
Mechanic / Freelancer
Allegiance
Independent
Rank
Tycoon
Ship
Dolphin
Power
Independent
Credit Balance
 
Registered ship name
Iris
Wing
Wu Guinagi Explorers Corp.
Overall assets
 

Logbook entry

27 Feb 3303
L. Colt /
POWEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Another day another dent on my ship for trying to boost outside. The "Hazres" farm next to home has been yelding some pretty juicy fruit! Pythons, Cobras, 'Condas and even other Fer-de-Lance... although none as good as my Snake-Eater.
I could've spent the day... or night... was it daytime? I get confused... Anyway, I could've spent the rest of my days in todays "Hazres" farm... it was filled to the brim with no good "take candy from babies" bad guys...
I always giggle when I yell out on the comms "I AM THE LAW!!"... no one gets this millenial reference though... I should REALLY spend less time digging around millenia old tech... still trying to find a holo-screen that can run the Playstation 7 I bought in Sothis...
Anyway... crims scan me, I scan them and fill them with lead.
It was all fun and games until another bounty hunter popped outta' nowhere...

He took MAH JOB...!

Needless to say I was PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED... ain't no foo' gon' cruise on my turf...
We got into this sort of feud to see who could get more kills...
He picked on the small fries like... Sidewinders (who the hell uses these for piracy...?)...
I got the big stuff... Y'know, triple 'Conda wings... Farraguts and Majestics... all easy prey for me...!

So, all was going fine and dandy until my guns decide to poke the inside of my ears with the ungodly sound of "feed me"...
OH YES. I HAD FORGOT TO RESTOCK THE GUNS. I AM A GENIOUS.

So... the Snake-Eater is a tough ship... so... I did the next best thing...

I rammed them while yelling "POWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEER"!!!!!

My canopy broke.

I left.

Now I'm just sitting in the docks waiting for a canopy replacement... in the meantime I'm just chilling and making this log...

Well... gonna cash in those bounties... goddamn Cobras and Vipers are harder than I tho--
Wait, is this still on?

-End of Log-
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