At [ ]:[ ]:[ ] GALSTANDARD time, SCP-3059-T-10 manifested another form of anomalous behavior that had previously not been observed. The following was later collected from the 'Gunship Diplomat's bridge recorders.
Travis: Oh, [EXPLETIVE].
Wingnut: They [DATA EXPUNGED - see video file 3059-T-003 attached], too?
Wingnut: Great. That's just great.
Travis: It gets worse.
Travis: I'm out of amnestics. I'm afraid whatever happens from here on out is gonna be your problem to deal with.
Travis: I'm sorry, Commander. So, so sorry. I owe you better than this - but it's out of my hands now.
Wingnut: Wait, where are -you- going?
Travis: Back to the other side of the Fourth Wall. Minimum safe distance and a couple solid layers between you guys and me. Trust me, it's for the best.
Wingnut: Travis - wait, what did you get us into now?! What's out of *your* hands?!
[ There is no reply. Wingnut calls out twice more, before sitting back down with a concerned expression on his face. The crew exchange nervous glances at one another. ]
Wingnut: Shit, guys...
Wingnut: I think I'm actually scared now.