In March 3302, the DreadPirate Ray S. Colton began a project. A Journey. He sought to bring together the finest pilots readily available in the immediate vicinity and forge them together into a finely tuned instrument of destruction and theft. Following weeks of careful training and long periods of inexplicable Benny Hill montages, the 'Eagles were unleashed upon an unsuspecting galaxy. Since then, nearly a half dozen people have been forced to make minor course adjustments due to our aggressive ways. What the future holds is uncertain... but it does look bright. Shield your eyes, and open your hearts... for The Screaming Eagles fly.