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10 Jan 2021, 8:29pm
YOOOOO..i found themost intresting thing ever....so i got hey siri...my phone goes ding ding... i go...turn yourself off, siri goes sorry i cant do that but you can go into options bla bla bla...now i go again hey siri... sirri goes...ding ding and i yell at it, SHUT THE F*** UP. the thing goes beep beep...OFF. i was like wth, it likes to be mistreated

Post edited/moved by: Artie, 11 Jan 2021, 12:42am
10 Jan 2021, 8:30pm
anyone with an Iphone please try this

Post edited/moved by: Artie, 11 Jan 2021, 12:42am
10 Jan 2021, 8:36pm
Amata Lirein
Rebecca Hail[img=250x345]https://thewitcher3.wiki.fextralife.com/file/The-Witcher-3/ciri.jpg[/img]

One of the protagonists from The Witcher 3

It's been widely speculated that Cyberpunk was referenced in TW3 so people have been looking for a Witcher reference in Cyberpunk since the start.



Speculated? Hmm...



...nope. She definitely was hiding in Night City


Yeah, that's pretty unambiguous It has been years since I last played The Witcher.
10 Jan 2021, 8:54pm


OK, girl, where did you buy those clothes? I need them for my V as well...
10 Jan 2021, 11:32pm
My favorite part was finding a legendary tactical bra with lots of insert slots.
11 Jan 2021, 12:16am
XeknosMy favorite part was finding a legendary tactical bra with lots of insert slots.


Is that the one with the dual pop-up heat-seeking moisture missiles?
11 Jan 2021, 12:17am
Is the dildo-hilt samurai sword a photoshop, or is it real?

Also, I know I owe you something Amaaaaaaaaa.
11 Jan 2021, 1:27am
ED's camera suite isn't bad for taking pictures of ships and planets, but I wonder if it's enough for character shots like this. I hope they'll add some sort of pose mode with Odyssey.

11 Jan 2021, 3:55am
XeknosMy favorite part was finding a legendary tactical bra with lots of insert slots.


wife says great idea..she needs on irl
11 Jan 2021, 5:59am
Aleksander MajjamIs the dildo-hilt samurai sword a photoshop, or is it real?

Also, I know I owe you something Amaaaaaaaaa.


I'm not sure if it's classified as a sword or a club, but there is a giant dildo weapon in the game, yes. I think it's also easily missable.

Cephy
XeknosMy favorite part was finding a legendary tactical bra with lots of insert slots.



wife says great idea..she needs on irl


Given your posting history, you come off like you're 12. Ain't nobody believing you have a wife.
11 Jan 2021, 6:44am
Xeknos
Aleksander MajjamIs the dildo-hilt samurai sword a photoshop, or is it real?

Also, I know I owe you something Amaaaaaaaaa.



I'm not sure if it's classified as a sword or a club, but there is a giant dildo weapon in the game, yes. I think it's also easily missable.

Cephy
XeknosMy favorite part was finding a legendary tactical bra with lots of insert slots.




wife says great idea..she needs on irl



Given your posting history, you come off like you're 12. Ain't nobody believing you have a wife.


dood arent you a full of joy being...With that comment it kinda feels like it is you who is really lonely irl. listen im an asshole as part of my persona in the game. If you ever want to talk to the real me and you have issues of loneliness and stuff,i do consulting, life management weight management, fitness...you need help i got you. but stop poking your internet finger at me to feed your trolly tendencies...is getting old, act your age since you are so mature. And thinking about it i wish i was 12, that was a blast back then, and being 12 i doubt would have changed my opinion of what is going on with you. Look, i put my weapons down, you win, you are the most mature , the best Elite player, you DEE MAN of the hour. i bow to your might...deal? now can we go on?
11 Jan 2021, 6:56am
Cephy
Xeknos
Aleksander MajjamIs the dildo-hilt samurai sword a photoshop, or is it real?

Also, I know I owe you something Amaaaaaaaaa.




I'm not sure if it's classified as a sword or a club, but there is a giant dildo weapon in the game, yes. I think it's also easily missable.

Cephy



wife says great idea..she needs on irl




Given your posting history, you come off like you're 12. Ain't nobody believing you have a wife.


[...]





On topic, (is that possible in the off-topic board?) The dildo-club/sword is found if you manage to have the one night stand with Meredith (the corpo agent from the heist setup missions.) Once you, uh, meet with her, you'll find the weapon on the bed.



Last edit: 11 Jan 2021, 7:02am
11 Jan 2021, 7:24am
Is your name Rob? Because give me your fucking wallet.



Last edit: 11 Jan 2021, 11:51am
11 Jan 2021, 11:53am
Cephy
Xeknos
Aleksander MajjamIs the dildo-hilt samurai sword a photoshop, or is it real?

Also, I know I owe you something Amaaaaaaaaa.




I'm not sure if it's classified as a sword or a club, but there is a giant dildo weapon in the game, yes. I think it's also easily missable.

Cephy



wife says great idea..she needs on irl




Given your posting history, you come off like you're 12. Ain't nobody believing you have a wife.



dood arent you a full of joy being...With that comment it kinda feels like it is you who is really lonely irl. listen im an asshole as part of my persona in the game. If you ever want to talk to the real me and you have issues of loneliness and stuff,i do consulting, life management weight management, fitness...you need help i got you. but stop poking your internet finger at me to feed your trolly tendencies...is getting old, act your age since you are so mature. And thinking about it i wish i was 12, that was a blast back then, and being 12 i doubt would have changed my opinion of what is going on with you. Look, i put my weapons down, you win, you are the most mature , the best Elite player, you DEE MAN of the hour. i bow to your might...deal? now can we go on?


And again... these aren't roleplay channels. This is why people are reacting to you in the way that they are.

Perhaps you should save the in-character rants for the roleplay channels so that people aren't left with the mistaken impression that the real Cephy is an unlettered buffoon.
11 Jan 2021, 12:12pm
And if you oh so desire to behave like that in a channel where people try to seriously talk about things then don't be surprised if people think of you as a child. Or people think you're one of those people who's actually serious with that bs and tell you to put your money where your mouth is or shut up.

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