Elite roleplay: Banter

General Roleplay Etiquette:

1. Control only the actions of your own character(s). (AKA: God Mode)
This doesn't matter how small the action is, even if it is as simple as scratching their nose or a direct reaction to something else that just happened. This applies to everything from casual conversation to full blown fight scenes. If you'd like someone to do something specific, PM that person, however keep in mind they are completely within their rights to say no. Especially if said action is inappropriate to their character and/or circumstance.

2. Don't brute force your way into another persons RP.
Approaching with a conversation starter is fine, or indeed some other small action. However charging in, guns blazing and disrupting the flow of another person/pair/groups conversation/arc is about as rude as doing so in real life. If something is going on that you'd like to participate in, be subtle about it. Put out a gentle hook for someone to take, but again, be aware that said hook may not be taken. If you fear it was simply unnoticed, PM the person or people it concerns. Or even leave a message in the OOC forums.

3. Good grammar and spelling is preferred.
We're not asking you to be perfect, but please at least demonstrate willingness. no1 iz gna tak u srsly usng txt spk. There's a wide variety of people here, many who speak English as a second, or even third language. There are even some with varying degrees of dyslexia and/or likely other issues that affect spelling/grammar. We accept them all here. However, people who aren't accepted, are those unwilling to accept polite correction. Remember that even a small thing like the placement of a comma, or the wrong use of there/their/they're can completely change the definition of an entire sentence.

4. Accept constructive criticism gracefully and politely.
If someone spots an issue with your writings, they may wish to help you improve that writing. They may do this through PM or even publicly air their thoughts on the OOC forum. If they have taken the time to be polite and explain what is wrong with your writing, the best way to behave is to respond in kind, using the same manner they have approached you with. It means they have taken an active interest in what you have written and wish to see more. Basically, you have a fan!

5. Don't take the actions or opinions of things done IN RP, to be directly relevant to the writers thoughts or opinions.
Basically, if some ones character calls your character a jackass, it doesn't mean the writer thinks you are a jackass. It's a ROLE they are PLAYING. Watch a movie. The argument between the characters isn't an argument between the actors involved. The same applies here.

6. It's not a popularity contest.
Your RP might be bustling with participants. You have 3 people off station in a fire fight, while another 2 are infiltrating the darkest areas of the station, meanwhile a group of 4 others are tracking your movements in an effort to stop you. Good for you, I'm sure it will be a thrilling read! But you know what? Sometimes the absolute BEST work, comes from two RP characters having a simple heart to heart. Both are valid, both are great, but NEITHER is categorically better than the other. Period.


Inara RP Etiquette:

1. Respect the setting and rules of the universe.
Inara is an Elite: Dangerous 3rd Party Tool. The RP Forums are set in the Elite: Dangerous universe. Elite: Dangerous has rules, as any fictional universe does from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones to Star Trek. If you intend to RP within the Elite: Dangerous universe you are bound by the history and rules of that universe. Simply put, this RP forum is bound by the same rules as the game, so if it can't be done in the game, it is not permitted here. This applies to things from a 50Ly Jump Range on a normal, unmodified Sidewinder, to the destruction of entire stations.

2. Respect the characters created by others.
We have a wide variety of characters already here. It's expected that some will be similar, just as it's expected that two characters will be vastly different. Opinions of each persons character will naturally be varied, but all are valid provided they follow the rules of the universe. You are allowed to interact with, or avoid interaction with, any character in the RP forums. But you have no right to belittle others for their creation. You are not an authority figure on writing, nor are you directly affected by another persons imagination. You might not like it, but you MUST respect it.

3. Be caught up on current events before joining in.
You need basic things like character descriptions in order to interact with them. You also need to know what's going on in the surrounding areas. This is simply because the people you are hoping to RP with, might be gearing up to something that you might not want to be part of. Or simply that the most recent post, out of context, could leave a different impression on the goings on than if you gather that context. We don't expect you to read every single post from the beginning of the forums, just enough to get that basic understanding.

4. Either subscribe to, or frequently check, the Roleplay: Q&A and OOC forum.
People may be discussing something relevant to you there, or even discussing you directly. Perhaps someone asked what the general consensus on the existence or non-existence of a certain object. Or we're just chatting about random gibberish. Either way, be aware of it and use it. If you're unsure about something, such as how guns would look and or behave, or even the music selection, use the OOC forum to ask. We don't have all of the answers, but the collective knowledge and logic usually allows us to overcome an issue and come to a decision on what should be allowed. Frontier Developments, and even David Braben himself, don't have the answers to every possible question that can be asked.

5. Large Scale events exploding out of nowhere are a complete no go.
We get it. Everyone wants their character to be noticed and for people to be tripping over themselves to interact with them. In some audiences, an introduction involving you blasting in for landing in a fiery wreckage of a ship, before cart wheeling out and sword fighting 35 Ninjas before whisking off with the local celebrity for a glorious night of passion, is in fact, cool. This is not one of those audiences. It is generally considered better to build your character up slowly over time. Eventually, you might even have a legitimate excuse to fight those Ninjas. Maybe even with other RP participants by your side.

6. Perfect characters are boring.
The point of a character arc, is that it is in fact, an arc shape. One who is morally unquestionable, fully kitted out and an infinite fountain of knowledge, cannot go through an arc. Give your character flaws. Be it a tendency towards befriending the wrong people, or a bad knee that frequently gives out at inopportune moments. It gives readers something to latch onto and empathise with. You can give your character exceptional capabilities at something, but it requires balance. She's a damn good pilot with no equal, but can't drive an SRV for peanuts. It can lead to some very interesting moments between characters, be it heartfelt or comedic.


Other Notes:
It should be noted that there can be exceptions to these points. For example, good grammar when a character is speaking is actually rare. Few people in real life actually speak with perfect eloquence after all. Or previously arranged actions during a fight scene, such as someone stumbling back after a punch. What's key to remember is context.

All in all, remember this is purely for fun. We have some seriously talented writers here, and others whose writing history starts and ends at high school. But many are willing to help out in whatever way they can. All it takes is that you ask nicely.

Also keep in mind that many people who RP here, also have logbook stories related to the character, or characters, they portray. If it looks like there's an "in joke" going on that you're unsure of, it's probably in those.

In fact, some users have even gone to the trouble of creating "alts" to RP with. If you read back far enough, it's usually pretty clear who has and hasn't, and which ones are the "alts". It's therefore not unheard of to see the apparent seizing of control of other characters. If you do spot one, point it out in the OOC section. If intervention is needed, it will be sorted quickly and (hopefully) politely.

Most, if not all RP participants here have Logbook stories pertaining to their character(s). These are for the reading pleasure of anyone who wishes to do so. While it can be useful to read them in order to gain a bit of backstory on a character you wish to interact with, it should not be assumed that your character shares that knowledge. Within the E:D Universe, these Logbooks either don't exist, or are private diaries kept by the characters. Either way, without explicit statements to say otherwise from the writer, your interactions should reflect that your character is in the dark about any information you, the writer/reader, have gained from reading the stories.
19 Sep 2019, 2:36pm
Oh, I don’t know sir, a little unsolicited penetrating is in order where pirates are concerned. Otherwise, what would be the point of the expensive modifications to my Plasma and Rail Gun arsenal?

In fact, I intend to make pirates very concerned in regards to my dishonorable intentions towards their ships chastity.
19 Sep 2019, 4:18pm
Lambast MercyOh, I don’t know sir, a little unsolicited penetrating is in order where pirates are concerned. Otherwise, what would be the point of the expensive modifications to my Plasma and Rail Gun arsenal?

In fact, I intend to make pirates very concerned in regards to my dishonorable intentions towards their ships chastity.


Oh, so you're raping their ships then? That's good. I was starting to get a little worried but I think I understand now.

Then does this also mean that the Rail Gun is the ships penis then? If so, then this means I've held on to a ships penis for dear life before and I don't know exactly how I should feel about that. Feels kinda....neat?...
19 Sep 2019, 5:11pm
Maul Montresor

Oh, so you're raping their ships then? That's good. I was starting to get a little worried but I think I understand now.

Then does this also mean that the Rail Gun is the ships penis then? If so, then this means I've held on to a ships penis for dear life before and I don't know exactly how I should feel about that. Feels kinda....neat?...


I guess when your life is on the line, anything goes.
If my choices are between 'float endlessly into the black until I run out of oxygen or starve to death' or 'cling to a giant penis for dear life', ship or otherwise, it seems like a pretty clear decision.

On a tangentially related note... Thargoid ships are organic... does the ship need to consent or...?
19 Sep 2019, 5:35pm
I'm getting most uncomfortable with this line of conversation. I shall withdraw and will leave it your experienced hands Mr. Creamslice.
19 Sep 2019, 6:38pm
EvilCreamsicleOn a tangentially related note... Thargoid ships are organic... does the ship need to consent or...?


These are the real questions we need to be asking. Do we have any professionals on Thargoids that can chime in on this?
20 Sep 2019, 7:21am
Well I mean I guess if by "penetration" you mean with a railgun slug...

Though I prefer to raise my middle finger as I boost away from pirates. I like to picture their embarrassment in my head after they couldn't catch little ol' me.
20 Sep 2019, 3:01pm
Reminds me of Lambast... only instead of a middle finger, its a sip of tea, and instead of boosting 'away' from pirates she boosts 'into' pirates. How she hasn't destroyed that ship of hers is beyond me.

Instead of The Hand of Lambast you should call it The Iceberg of Titanic or something...
20 Sep 2019, 3:35pm
Kyla EmmerichThough I prefer to raise my middle finger as I boost away from pirates. I like to picture their embarrassment in my head after they couldn't catch little ol' me.


I'm guessing that pirate wouldn't be telling that particular story to his pals later.

"How'd the pirating go today Xavier?"

"Shut up, David. Just...just shut up."
20 Sep 2019, 5:26pm
Maul Montresor
Kyla EmmerichThough I prefer to raise my middle finger as I boost away from pirates. I like to picture their embarrassment in my head after they couldn't catch little ol' me.



I'm guessing that pirate wouldn't be telling that particular story to his pals later.

"How'd the pirating go today Xavier?"

"Shut up, David. Just...just shut up."


HAHAHAAHA!

Also, this thought just popped into my head and I had to express it somewhere:

**********

Kaisla suddenly finds her arms wrapped around a taller man with a shock of green hair and facial tattoo's.

"Uh...." she looks up, "Who're you?"

"You can call me whatever you like." Maul says looking down at the apparition that just popped into existence.

"Oi, that bonny lass ya no get ah arms around bein?" says another stranger with purple hair.

Kai pulls away crossing her arms. "This isn't right....it seems I've been weirdly teleported into a different Role Play."

"That nah too bad by us lass." says Khelan.

"Yeah...but we were getting to a pivotal point in our RP...." Kai says looking around curiously. Like an excited puppy, her attention quickly changes, "Oh! Is that a pirate in that Vulture!?! Can I rape him?"

Both men look at each other then to the new silver-haired stranger....

**********

Sorry, couldn't help it.
20 Sep 2019, 7:44pm
Falcon15e Sorry, couldn't help it.


Don't apologize for that masterpiece.
20 Sep 2019, 7:58pm
I stride purposefully towards the drunk white-haired girl and her colourfully follicled acquaintances.  In my left hand is a large unopened bottle of something brown and expensive looking. With a stern face, I grasp the young woman’s philtrum firmly between for finger and thumb, and lift it so she is on tiptoe in order to incapacitate her ability to interfere with the coming conversation.

Turning to the gentlemen I give them a bright friendly yet apologetic smile and a shot curtsey.
“Do forgive my inebriated companion. I fear she has once more imbibed a copious quantity of her favoured libation.”
I place the large bottle of Bourbon on a table between the two gentlemen.
“Perhaps by way of recompense, I will gift you a sample of her drink of choice and we may forget this unfortunate encounter. I do hope you gentlemen enjoy that as much as I have enjoyed reading about your adventures. ”

Once more I curtsey and turn on my heel, swishing my long purple Imperial commander’s coat as I do so, spinning Kaisla around like a ragdoll by the face, and I stride off dragging her with me.

“What have I told you about speaking for other people that have not agreed to it?  You’ll have the Fun Police on us once more and I’ll have to endoscopically discourage their interference in our chosen writing style.”
I stop for a moment to face Kaisla.
“Do you know it fitted sideway. Sideways!”
I carry on leading Kaisla away.
“Sorwee Wambast” Says Kaisla “I see a wine and I juss gowa cwoss it. Can I have why wace back now?”
20 Sep 2019, 8:09pm
David isn't a very piratey name. I don't think I'd be very intimidated if I got interdicted by a guy who called himself Dread Pirate David.
20 Sep 2019, 8:22pm
Kyla EmmerichDavid isn't a very piratey name. I don't think I'd be very intimidated if I got interdicted by a guy who called himself Dread Pirate David.


David is one of those "New Wave" pirates. He finds it uncool to use "scary" names.

His motto is probably something like "Kill em with kindness!"
20 Sep 2019, 8:35pm
HAHAHAHAAHA! This thread just got immensely better.

Also, The not-dreaded Pirate David has a man bun and washes his dreads.
20 Sep 2019, 8:41pm
I have to say though, pirates that give themselves pseudonyms are the least terrifying. It just makes them look like a try-hard. The pseudonyms that truly give me the chills are the ones that the locals give the pirates. These are names with history and meaning as opposed to "Yaarrrr, look how bad and scary I am!!"

If thousands of locals managed to agree on a nickname for a known pirate, you know that this guy is a nasty piece of work and to steer clear of him.

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