Elite roleplay: Banter

General Roleplay Etiquette:

1. Control only the actions of your own character(s). (AKA: God Mode)
This doesn't matter how small the action is, even if it is as simple as scratching their nose or a direct reaction to something else that just happened. This applies to everything from casual conversation to full blown fight scenes. If you'd like someone to do something specific, PM that person, however keep in mind they are completely within their rights to say no. Especially if said action is inappropriate to their character and/or circumstance.

2. Don't brute force your way into another persons RP.
Approaching with a conversation starter is fine, or indeed some other small action. However charging in, guns blazing and disrupting the flow of another person/pair/groups conversation/arc is about as rude as doing so in real life. If something is going on that you'd like to participate in, be subtle about it. Put out a gentle hook for someone to take, but again, be aware that said hook may not be taken. If you fear it was simply unnoticed, PM the person or people it concerns. Or even leave a message in the OOC forums.

3. Good grammar and spelling is preferred.
We're not asking you to be perfect, but please at least demonstrate willingness. no1 iz gna tak u srsly usng txt spk. There's a wide variety of people here, many who speak English as a second, or even third language. There are even some with varying degrees of dyslexia and/or likely other issues that affect spelling/grammar. We accept them all here. However, people who aren't accepted, are those unwilling to accept polite correction. Remember that even a small thing like the placement of a comma, or the wrong use of there/their/they're can completely change the definition of an entire sentence.

4. Accept constructive criticism gracefully and politely.
If someone spots an issue with your writings, they may wish to help you improve that writing. They may do this through PM or even publicly air their thoughts on the OOC forum. If they have taken the time to be polite and explain what is wrong with your writing, the best way to behave is to respond in kind, using the same manner they have approached you with. It means they have taken an active interest in what you have written and wish to see more. Basically, you have a fan!

5. Don't take the actions or opinions of things done IN RP, to be directly relevant to the writers thoughts or opinions.
Basically, if some ones character calls your character a jackass, it doesn't mean the writer thinks you are a jackass. It's a ROLE they are PLAYING. Watch a movie. The argument between the characters isn't an argument between the actors involved. The same applies here.

6. It's not a popularity contest.
Your RP might be bustling with participants. You have 3 people off station in a fire fight, while another 2 are infiltrating the darkest areas of the station, meanwhile a group of 4 others are tracking your movements in an effort to stop you. Good for you, I'm sure it will be a thrilling read! But you know what? Sometimes the absolute BEST work, comes from two RP characters having a simple heart to heart. Both are valid, both are great, but NEITHER is categorically better than the other. Period.


Inara RP Etiquette:

1. Respect the setting and rules of the universe.
Inara is an Elite: Dangerous 3rd Party Tool. The RP Forums are set in the Elite: Dangerous universe. Elite: Dangerous has rules, as any fictional universe does from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones to Star Trek. If you intend to RP within the Elite: Dangerous universe you are bound by the history and rules of that universe. Simply put, this RP forum is bound by the same rules as the game, so if it can't be done in the game, it is not permitted here. This applies to things from a 50Ly Jump Range on a normal, unmodified Sidewinder, to the destruction of entire stations.

2. Respect the characters created by others.
We have a wide variety of characters already here. It's expected that some will be similar, just as it's expected that two characters will be vastly different. Opinions of each persons character will naturally be varied, but all are valid provided they follow the rules of the universe. You are allowed to interact with, or avoid interaction with, any character in the RP forums. But you have no right to belittle others for their creation. You are not an authority figure on writing, nor are you directly affected by another persons imagination. You might not like it, but you MUST respect it.

3. Be caught up on current events before joining in.
You need basic things like character descriptions in order to interact with them. You also need to know what's going on in the surrounding areas. This is simply because the people you are hoping to RP with, might be gearing up to something that you might not want to be part of. Or simply that the most recent post, out of context, could leave a different impression on the goings on than if you gather that context. We don't expect you to read every single post from the beginning of the forums, just enough to get that basic understanding.

4. Either subscribe to, or frequently check, the Roleplay: Q&A and OOC forum.
People may be discussing something relevant to you there, or even discussing you directly. Perhaps someone asked what the general consensus on the existence or non-existence of a certain object. Or we're just chatting about random gibberish. Either way, be aware of it and use it. If you're unsure about something, such as how guns would look and or behave, or even the music selection, use the OOC forum to ask. We don't have all of the answers, but the collective knowledge and logic usually allows us to overcome an issue and come to a decision on what should be allowed. Frontier Developments, and even David Braben himself, don't have the answers to every possible question that can be asked.

5. Large Scale events exploding out of nowhere are a complete no go.
We get it. Everyone wants their character to be noticed and for people to be tripping over themselves to interact with them. In some audiences, an introduction involving you blasting in for landing in a fiery wreckage of a ship, before cart wheeling out and sword fighting 35 Ninjas before whisking off with the local celebrity for a glorious night of passion, is in fact, cool. This is not one of those audiences. It is generally considered better to build your character up slowly over time. Eventually, you might even have a legitimate excuse to fight those Ninjas. Maybe even with other RP participants by your side.

6. Perfect characters are boring.
The point of a character arc, is that it is in fact, an arc shape. One who is morally unquestionable, fully kitted out and an infinite fountain of knowledge, cannot go through an arc. Give your character flaws. Be it a tendency towards befriending the wrong people, or a bad knee that frequently gives out at inopportune moments. It gives readers something to latch onto and empathise with. You can give your character exceptional capabilities at something, but it requires balance. She's a damn good pilot with no equal, but can't drive an SRV for peanuts. It can lead to some very interesting moments between characters, be it heartfelt or comedic.


Other Notes:
It should be noted that there can be exceptions to these points. For example, good grammar when a character is speaking is actually rare. Few people in real life actually speak with perfect eloquence after all. Or previously arranged actions during a fight scene, such as someone stumbling back after a punch. What's key to remember is context.

All in all, remember this is purely for fun. We have some seriously talented writers here, and others whose writing history starts and ends at high school. But many are willing to help out in whatever way they can. All it takes is that you ask nicely.

Also keep in mind that many people who RP here, also have logbook stories related to the character, or characters, they portray. If it looks like there's an "in joke" going on that you're unsure of, it's probably in those.

In fact, some users have even gone to the trouble of creating "alts" to RP with. If you read back far enough, it's usually pretty clear who has and hasn't, and which ones are the "alts". It's therefore not unheard of to see the apparent seizing of control of other characters. If you do spot one, point it out in the OOC section. If intervention is needed, it will be sorted quickly and (hopefully) politely.

Most, if not all RP participants here have Logbook stories pertaining to their character(s). These are for the reading pleasure of anyone who wishes to do so. While it can be useful to read them in order to gain a bit of backstory on a character you wish to interact with, it should not be assumed that your character shares that knowledge. Within the E:D Universe, these Logbooks either don't exist, or are private diaries kept by the characters. Either way, without explicit statements to say otherwise from the writer, your interactions should reflect that your character is in the dark about any information you, the writer/reader, have gained from reading the stories.
15 Jun 2020, 1:21pm
Kyla EmmerichI know. Just ask my toaster.


Toast? Someone mention, Toast? Would anyone like some toast?


Post edited/moved by: Artie, 19 Jun 2020, 12:43pm
15 Jun 2020, 4:13pm
Be nice to your toasters, unless you like burnt toast.
15 Jun 2020, 4:29pm
I resent the implication that I am a one-dimensional bread obsessed appliance.

Now, my question is this. Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite.. ... would you like a toasted teacake?
19 Jun 2020, 11:28pm
[Rare recorded excerpt between a player and their character characterized as… banter]

“Hey, J!”

I’m awake. It’s sudden and jarring. Like I’ve been daydreaming and some shmuck comes right up to my ear and yells in it to wake me up. When I turn my head to see who it is, I can instantly feel my face turn twist into a scowl. My eyes are then drawn to my surroundings, and it’s simply nothing. A canvas of hospital white that stretches on as far as they eyes can see. Just me, him, a few chairs, a table, and nothingness.

“It’s… you.” I mutter the words.

“In the flesh.” Aleksander responds.

“Not really in the flesh.” I say in a matter-of-factly way.

“Really, how so?” He says as he brings a glass filled with brown liquid to his lips that I didn’t even notice a moment ago.

“You…” I say in an almost sarcastic tone. “…are my character. This is a dream; how else can I explain that I’m talking to a character that I made.”

“Hahaha!” Alek is laughing at me now and only stops when he notices the obvious exasperated confusion written across my face. “If I’m just a creation built from your imagination, how can you explain me bringing you here?”

I open my mouth to respond and that endless white around us has now become a bar. There’s music, dancing, drinking, and of course…

“Banter.” He says.

“What?” I’m even more confused.

“Roleplay colon space Banter, J.” He shrugs with a victorious smirk on his face. “Welcome to Inara. Want a drink?”

“Inara?” I’m looking around again. “I’m dreaming about my Elite Dangerous character and a website?”

“Website, dreams, imagination, space, memes, reality, not-reality… does it even matter? What matters is we can chat here indiscriminately. You and me. Mono e mono. Character…” The rat bastard actually used quotation fingers saying character. “…and, you know, whatever you are.”

There’s a long pause between us. I’m looking at him and he’s looking smug back at me.

“This is, uh… some weird shit. I think I’m going to wake up now.” He sees me about to pinch myself and reaches a hand out to stop me.

“You think this is strange? Do I have to remind you about the centipede dream? Hm?”

I know there’s a dumbfounded look on my face right now.

“Just chill and relax. Hear me out. Banter is for these kinds of things, just as long as you’re not out of character.” He laughs. “Get it? Out…” Pointing at me. “…of character.” Pointing at himself. Did I really create something so annoyingly stupid? “Also, no real-life pictures here. No swords either. What was Synthya thinking, huh?” He nudges me hard in the ribs. It hurts. Why the hell does it hurt? This is a dre…

“First things first, J. Lay off the mining, dude. I’m tired of it. Every day you’re mining. Do you know how uncomfortable I am sitting in a Python for an hour or so? Laser, laser, laser, limpet, limpet, limpet. It’s… boring. I mean, at least you’re listening to the Stellaris soundtrack, but otherwise. Go explore. Go do some missions. Go in Open and get ganked sometimes. Live a little you know!”

“So…” I closed my eyes trying to comprehend. “You, as in you, are actually there when I’m playing the game?” He shakes his head and waves a hand at me.

“If you think of it less as a game for your enjoyment and more as my life that’s torture, I think we can start getting somewhere in these sessions, J. I think we’ll be able to connect. This is a new thing I’m trying out here. Usually characters come here to chit and chat, but bringing you here is something new. It’s a lot to digest I know. Just think of Roleplay colon space Banter as… a dream. For now.” He leans back languidly again and I’m just shaking my head. “So next time you “play the game” … no mining, please. Deal?”

“Fine. Deal. Did I just make a deal with my own subconscious not to play a game in a certain way?”

“That’s the spirit, J! Maybe if this works, other characters can bring their own “players” here for a little one on one.”

“Uh oh…” He said as he looks around the place.

“What now?” I inquire with a hint of curiosity in my words.

“I think we’ve got to cut this session short. Mods are coming. They might delete this meeting but don’t forget what we talked about. Now wake up!”


Last edit: 19 Jun 2020, 11:33pm
22 Jun 2020, 11:26am
Hey buddy, don't take this the wrong way but it sounds like you need to be put firmly in a room with four walls.

All of them padded.
23 Jun 2020, 1:36am
The InhabitantHey buddy, don't take this the wrong way but it sounds like you need to be put firmly in a room with four walls.

All of them padded.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯
24 Jun 2020, 3:45am
We may all be a bit mad... but remember when the smelly stuff hits the fan and that ship of yours gets toasted.... in witchspace everyone can hear you scream!! courtesy of Remlok of course...
24 Jun 2020, 11:37am
Speak for yourself.
05 Jul 2020, 7:39pm
Yooo, let's do a little check in.

How's everyone doing out there? Find any cool stuff ya wanna share with the rest of the class or maybe been up to anything special? Personal vendettas, cool heists, saved some folks from some dirty pirates or maybe ya stole some cargo from some filthy miner and laughed all the way to the bank....or heck, maybe ya even dropped a cargo bay full of bio-waste on a rivals settlement. Anything goes.

Let's hear it, Amigos!
06 Jul 2020, 11:30pm
I'm currently sitting on a collection of every single Rare good except one. (Including the ones Currently unavailable due to the changes that made them illegal. They were collected before the update)

The plan is to sell them all at jameson memorial and see if anything happens. You know like a Dark wheel or Raaxla thing.

So if anyone could haul me a quentian still back from Colonia I'd be pretty appreciative.
07 Jul 2020, 12:00am
You can steal a still from installations. I got some from Orrere or Arexe by hatch braking cargo hatches.


That was before carriers.
07 Jul 2020, 12:40am
Ouberos The plan is to sell them all at jameson memorial and see if anything happens. You know like a Dark wheel or Raaxla thing.


Bring a camera crew when you do it. If anything was to happen, that'd make a sick pilot episode for some sorta unsolved mysteries show.
21 Jul 2020, 12:28am
Yeesh. Case of the Moondays, anyone?
21 Jul 2020, 12:53am
Aleksander MajjamYeesh. Case of the Moondays, anyone?


The day makes no difference to me; lately, I've been working 7 days a week. What's been killing me is this recent heat+humidity. Today we had a 'heat index' of 114 'F. I actually feel sick (ill) when I return home.
21 Jul 2020, 1:04am
Synthya Wylder
Aleksander MajjamYeesh. Case of the Moondays, anyone?



The day makes no difference to me; lately, I've been working 7 days a week. What's been killing me is this recent heat+humidity. Today we had a 'heat index' of 114 'F. I actually feel sick (ill) when I return home.


I hear that!

These were some of the places I lived:

New York (Not too bad, hot, humid, and wet summers. I can deal.)
North Carolina (Too hot, too humid, can't breathe, why am I here.)
Arizona (The sun says hello, way hot, nicely dry. Best place ever.)
Chicago (Why TF does this frozen block of ice exist? How am I even alive? Send me back to AZ)
Texas (There are more bugs here than a rain forest)
Colorado (Like a mini AZ with some mild chilliness at times. Should've brought an oxygen tank.)

I hope you feel better though, Syn. Some ice, a cold drink, rest, and a heat sink will do you well.

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