Elite roleplay: Banter

General Roleplay Etiquette:

1. Control only the actions of your own character(s). (AKA: God Mode)
This doesn't matter how small the action is, even if it is as simple as scratching their nose or a direct reaction to something else that just happened. This applies to everything from casual conversation to full blown fight scenes. If you'd like someone to do something specific, PM that person, however keep in mind they are completely within their rights to say no. Especially if said action is inappropriate to their character and/or circumstance.

2. Don't brute force your way into another persons RP.
Approaching with a conversation starter is fine, or indeed some other small action. However charging in, guns blazing and disrupting the flow of another person/pair/groups conversation/arc is about as rude as doing so in real life. If something is going on that you'd like to participate in, be subtle about it. Put out a gentle hook for someone to take, but again, be aware that said hook may not be taken. If you fear it was simply unnoticed, PM the person or people it concerns. Or even leave a message in the OOC forums.

3. Good grammar and spelling is preferred.
We're not asking you to be perfect, but please at least demonstrate willingness. no1 iz gna tak u srsly usng txt spk. There's a wide variety of people here, many who speak English as a second, or even third language. There are even some with varying degrees of dyslexia and/or likely other issues that affect spelling/grammar. We accept them all here. However, people who aren't accepted, are those unwilling to accept polite correction. Remember that even a small thing like the placement of a comma, or the wrong use of there/their/they're can completely change the definition of an entire sentence.

4. Accept constructive criticism gracefully and politely.
If someone spots an issue with your writings, they may wish to help you improve that writing. They may do this through PM or even publicly air their thoughts on the OOC forum. If they have taken the time to be polite and explain what is wrong with your writing, the best way to behave is to respond in kind, using the same manner they have approached you with. It means they have taken an active interest in what you have written and wish to see more. Basically, you have a fan!

5. Don't take the actions or opinions of things done IN RP, to be directly relevant to the writers thoughts or opinions.
Basically, if some ones character calls your character a jackass, it doesn't mean the writer thinks you are a jackass. It's a ROLE they are PLAYING. Watch a movie. The argument between the characters isn't an argument between the actors involved. The same applies here.

6. It's not a popularity contest.
Your RP might be bustling with participants. You have 3 people off station in a fire fight, while another 2 are infiltrating the darkest areas of the station, meanwhile a group of 4 others are tracking your movements in an effort to stop you. Good for you, I'm sure it will be a thrilling read! But you know what? Sometimes the absolute BEST work, comes from two RP characters having a simple heart to heart. Both are valid, both are great, but NEITHER is categorically better than the other. Period.


Inara RP Etiquette:

1. Respect the setting and rules of the universe.
Inara is an Elite: Dangerous 3rd Party Tool. The RP Forums are set in the Elite: Dangerous universe. Elite: Dangerous has rules, as any fictional universe does from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones to Star Trek. If you intend to RP within the Elite: Dangerous universe you are bound by the history and rules of that universe. Simply put, this RP forum is bound by the same rules as the game, so if it can't be done in the game, it is not permitted here. This applies to things from a 50Ly Jump Range on a normal, unmodified Sidewinder, to the destruction of entire stations.

2. Respect the characters created by others.
We have a wide variety of characters already here. It's expected that some will be similar, just as it's expected that two characters will be vastly different. Opinions of each persons character will naturally be varied, but all are valid provided they follow the rules of the universe. You are allowed to interact with, or avoid interaction with, any character in the RP forums. But you have no right to belittle others for their creation. You are not an authority figure on writing, nor are you directly affected by another persons imagination. You might not like it, but you MUST respect it.

3. Be caught up on current events before joining in.
You need basic things like character descriptions in order to interact with them. You also need to know what's going on in the surrounding areas. This is simply because the people you are hoping to RP with, might be gearing up to something that you might not want to be part of. Or simply that the most recent post, out of context, could leave a different impression on the goings on than if you gather that context. We don't expect you to read every single post from the beginning of the forums, just enough to get that basic understanding.

4. Either subscribe to, or frequently check, the Roleplay: Q&A and OOC forum.
People may be discussing something relevant to you there, or even discussing you directly. Perhaps someone asked what the general consensus on the existence or non-existence of a certain object. Or we're just chatting about random gibberish. Either way, be aware of it and use it. If you're unsure about something, such as how guns would look and or behave, or even the music selection, use the OOC forum to ask. We don't have all of the answers, but the collective knowledge and logic usually allows us to overcome an issue and come to a decision on what should be allowed. Frontier Developments, and even David Braben himself, don't have the answers to every possible question that can be asked.

5. Large Scale events exploding out of nowhere are a complete no go.
We get it. Everyone wants their character to be noticed and for people to be tripping over themselves to interact with them. In some audiences, an introduction involving you blasting in for landing in a fiery wreckage of a ship, before cart wheeling out and sword fighting 35 Ninjas before whisking off with the local celebrity for a glorious night of passion, is in fact, cool. This is not one of those audiences. It is generally considered better to build your character up slowly over time. Eventually, you might even have a legitimate excuse to fight those Ninjas. Maybe even with other RP participants by your side.

6. Perfect characters are boring.
The point of a character arc, is that it is in fact, an arc shape. One who is morally unquestionable, fully kitted out and an infinite fountain of knowledge, cannot go through an arc. Give your character flaws. Be it a tendency towards befriending the wrong people, or a bad knee that frequently gives out at inopportune moments. It gives readers something to latch onto and empathise with. You can give your character exceptional capabilities at something, but it requires balance. She's a damn good pilot with no equal, but can't drive an SRV for peanuts. It can lead to some very interesting moments between characters, be it heartfelt or comedic.


Other Notes:
It should be noted that there can be exceptions to these points. For example, good grammar when a character is speaking is actually rare. Few people in real life actually speak with perfect eloquence after all. Or previously arranged actions during a fight scene, such as someone stumbling back after a punch. What's key to remember is context.

All in all, remember this is purely for fun. We have some seriously talented writers here, and others whose writing history starts and ends at high school. But many are willing to help out in whatever way they can. All it takes is that you ask nicely.

Also keep in mind that many people who RP here, also have logbook stories related to the character, or characters, they portray. If it looks like there's an "in joke" going on that you're unsure of, it's probably in those.

In fact, some users have even gone to the trouble of creating "alts" to RP with. If you read back far enough, it's usually pretty clear who has and hasn't, and which ones are the "alts". It's therefore not unheard of to see the apparent seizing of control of other characters. If you do spot one, point it out in the OOC section. If intervention is needed, it will be sorted quickly and (hopefully) politely.

Most, if not all RP participants here have Logbook stories pertaining to their character(s). These are for the reading pleasure of anyone who wishes to do so. While it can be useful to read them in order to gain a bit of backstory on a character you wish to interact with, it should not be assumed that your character shares that knowledge. Within the E:D Universe, these Logbooks either don't exist, or are private diaries kept by the characters. Either way, without explicit statements to say otherwise from the writer, your interactions should reflect that your character is in the dark about any information you, the writer/reader, have gained from reading the stories.
21 Jul 2020, 1:15am
The high humidity on the mid-Atlantic coast makes it miserable, winter or summer.

I've been looking for a place where it's low. All else, I think I can deal; although, I fare better with cold weather than I do hot (Celtic ancestry).

Since a nice full-dress cruising bike is on my 'bucket list', I'd prefer somewhere I could enjoy it, weather & roads taken into consideration.

Lots of other things to consider too; it's a matter of trade-offs, I'm sure...
21 Jul 2020, 1:59am
Synthya Wylder
Aleksander MajjamYeesh. Case of the Moondays, anyone?



The day makes no difference to me; lately, I've been working 7 days a week. What's been killing me is this recent heat+humidity. Today we had a 'heat index' of 114 'F. I actually feel sick (ill) when I return home.



... this right here ^
21 Jul 2020, 2:03am
Synthya Wylder

Since a nice full-dress cruising bike is on my 'bucket list', I'd prefer somewhere I could enjoy it, weather & roads taken into consideration.




Having lived in Colorado myself for quite a while, I can say it's the bees knees when it comes to two wheels. Winters can be a bit chilly if you're living in the high country, but snow is way less of an issue along the Front Range there than most think. It's a nearly perfect balance of no humidity, great weather, great roads, no bugs, etc, etc. Headed back there in a few weeks with an old friend for some two-wheel time and decompression from the last few months.
21 Jul 2020, 2:30am
Synthya WylderThe high humidity on the mid-Atlantic coast makes it miserable, winter or summer.

I've been looking for a place where it's low. All else, I think I can deal; although, I fare better with cold weather than I do hot (Celtic ancestry).

Since a nice full-dress cruising bike is on my 'bucket list', I'd prefer somewhere I could enjoy it, weather & roads taken into consideration.

Lots of other things to consider too; it's a matter of trade-offs, I'm sure...


Colorado is literally for you.
21 Jul 2020, 3:08pm
Aleksander Majjam
Synthya WylderThe high humidity on the mid-Atlantic coast makes it miserable, winter or summer.

I've been looking for a place where it's low. All else, I think I can deal; although, I fare better with cold weather than I do hot (Celtic ancestry).

Since a nice full-dress cruising bike is on my 'bucket list', I'd prefer somewhere I could enjoy it, weather & roads taken into consideration.

Lots of other things to consider too; it's a matter of trade-offs, I'm sure...



Colorado is literally for you.


I hate to be "that guy", but wouldn't this go in OOC?
21 Jul 2020, 3:56pm
*gasp*

He's turning into one of those chaps!
21 Jul 2020, 9:49pm
Jason Frimantle
Aleksander Majjam
Synthya WylderThe high humidity on the mid-Atlantic coast makes it miserable, winter or summer.

I've been looking for a place where it's low. All else, I think I can deal; although, I fare better with cold weather than I do hot (Celtic ancestry).

Since a nice full-dress cruising bike is on my 'bucket list', I'd prefer somewhere I could enjoy it, weather & roads taken into consideration.

Lots of other things to consider too; it's a matter of trade-offs, I'm sure...




Colorado is literally for you.



I hate to be "that guy", but wouldn't this go in OOC?



*sigh* Maybe. I dunno?

I always thought Q&A and OOC were for conversations about the RP that's going on and it shouldn't be muddled with just OOC banter? A channel just to talk with people would be nice. My fault though!
21 Jul 2020, 10:32pm
Aleksander Majjam
Jason Frimantle
Aleksander Majjam



Colorado is literally for you.




I hate to be "that guy", but wouldn't this go in OOC?




*sigh* Maybe. I dunno?

I always thought Q&A and OOC were for conversations about the RP that's going on and it shouldn't be muddled with just OOC banter? A channel just to talk with people would be nice. My fault though!


Hey, no worries! Just trying to keep the channels clean. You could use General / game talk as well. OOC is good for keeping up on threads or asking questions, but we've gotten into non-RP discussions there as well, if my memory serves correctly.
22 Jul 2020, 6:11am
I mean, not to sound like a broken record but this is supposed to be in character banter.

Source: The description of this thread.

>inb4 another "parody" account
22 Oct 2020, 2:02am
So, Commanders... how about those Marlinists, eh? Stick it to the Empire, I always say!
26 Oct 2020, 3:22pm
FiveStringJeffSo, Commanders... how about those Marlinists, eh? Stick it to the Empire, I always say!


Be careul what you wish for. Last time the Empire purged itself of radicals I was rewarded very well for spacing them in their thousands. It didnt end so well for the guy that hired me.
02 Nov 2020, 2:15am
Before I could even get settled, look at my room the com link buzzed so I answered it.

Spud, Progenerator Gallagher here, need to speak with you immediately about why I requested you for this task. Meet me in the conference room at 1300 please.

I acknowledged.

Upon walking into the room there were far more people there then I expected, none of whom I recognized. (warning bells start to go off in my head).

"Gentlemen and Women, I am Commander Spud, it seems I am late to the party."

no Spud you are not, but we have an issue and these folks here are asking if we can help, I thought of you because of your ability to move goods from one place to the next without harm or notice.

"Hmm ok, what kind of goods, how much and how far?"

At this point a man stands up and I realize he was not really a man but a damn bot... hmm more warning bells.

My name is Simpson, I work for Aisling Duvall, as I am one of many intelligence entities on her behalf.  Because of the recent issues with the NMLA and the "refugees" we put in place some of our operatives to find and hunt down important members and secure them.  There are ten HVT (high value targets) that have been secured and picked up, now they need transported to Cuebo.

"I see so you want me to someplace in Fed space and grab these folks and haul them back? Now I did not fall off of the space stations birthing facility yesterday, this seems fairly simple to me, so why is it you specifically need me or our people?"

I am not authorized to tell you that, only that I will be escorting you to the locations for security reasons.

I looked around the room...  "No, no way, that will not work, you are a bot and there is no way I am letting anyone else's bot, even the Princesses on board any of my ships, IS THERE A DAMN HUMAN IN THIS ROOM THAT CAN TALK ABOUT THIS?"

A young man at the table cleared his throat, folded his hands and looked at me: "Spud, my name is Winston Wittington and I am your cousin and married to Countess Karly Duvall, third removed.  I am also in charge of Simpson.  I had once I received word of this previous missions failure thought of only one man and that is you.  The reason I thought of you is because of how detailed it is, you wont be going to one place to pick up ten people, you will be going to seven places to gather them all up and it is very scattered about.  Its over 700lys travel all told before... before you start your return leg."

I actually decided to sit down.  I motioned for the steward, and whispered to him.. "Sol Bourbon, one ice cube please."

I cleared my throat, "So cousin, you want me to jump all over fed space, pick up your interlopers, (as POW's), not get caught and bring them home safely to Cuebo, and I have to take this bot thing with me [I motioned at simpson] and on top of that keep it under the radar, and the whole reason Simpson goes with me is so that if it all goes to hell, Simpson shoots me in the head and blows up the ship so no one knows we ever existed? Is that about the meat of it?"

He looked me right in the eyes, "Yes, thats about the meat of it"

"You are freaking nuts!" I barked, "Just exactly why on any planetary surface you can name, did you idiots not put them all in one place for pick up?"

Winston looked down at his hands: "We tried, there were 28 HVT's when we started, now there are only 10 left and we desperately need to interrogate them."

My drink showed up, I did not even think about sipping on it.  I swallowed it down, thinking it really would have been nice to have a shower and food before this meeting.

"Ok so here is the mission then, You want me to grab my best ship suited for this type of work, long legged, fast, and discrete, grab ole Simpson here, let him ride in the Co-pilot seat, run about Fed space, collect all these people, and run back as fast as I can to the Princess, and not get killed by Feds, Marlinest, or Simpson? and after all that, let me guess the love of the Princess, a Promotion I dont need, and the endearment of my dearest cousin that I have never laid eyes on until today? Is that all?"

Winston again looked at me; "Yes well that and 32 million credits, any two ships you want for free, and permanent free outfitting for everything you own including your Fleet Carrier, we know this mission is death sentence for you once you agree, every bounty hunter out there will be wanting your head for years, between the Fed bounties and the NMLA, you might have to take long earned trip to Colonia or someplace for a few months.  No you will be paid handsomely and rewarded well. You don't have to answer today, go back to your quarters and think on it.  Comm me in the morning." and he got up and most of the people in the room followed him out.

I looked over at Gallagher, "Well what do you think of that wild stuff?"

She said, "It is unexpected, but lucrative and puts the whole faction in great standing if you can pull it off...  but I would not command you to do it, you have to think on this and agree upon it yourself. Go back, wash it down with a couple drinks and sleep on it, let me know what you decide, you always have my full support."

I got up and left the room, stopping at a shop on the way back to my quarters and grabbed a liter of bourbon.


Last edit: 02 Nov 2020, 9:12pm
08 Jan 2021, 10:58pm
I've been in this cave so long i am beginning to forget how to interact with people.
13 Jan 2021, 6:38pm
13 Jan 2021, 8:12pm
Effie Trinket



An important point well made.

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