Elite roleplay: Banter

General Roleplay Etiquette:

1. Control only the actions of your own character(s). (AKA: God Mode)
This doesn't matter how small the action is, even if it is as simple as scratching their nose or a direct reaction to something else that just happened. This applies to everything from casual conversation to full blown fight scenes. If you'd like someone to do something specific, PM that person, however keep in mind they are completely within their rights to say no. Especially if said action is inappropriate to their character and/or circumstance.

2. Don't brute force your way into another persons RP.
Approaching with a conversation starter is fine, or indeed some other small action. However charging in, guns blazing and disrupting the flow of another person/pair/groups conversation/arc is about as rude as doing so in real life. If something is going on that you'd like to participate in, be subtle about it. Put out a gentle hook for someone to take, but again, be aware that said hook may not be taken. If you fear it was simply unnoticed, PM the person or people it concerns. Or even leave a message in the OOC forums.

3. Good grammar and spelling is preferred.
We're not asking you to be perfect, but please at least demonstrate willingness. no1 iz gna tak u srsly usng txt spk. There's a wide variety of people here, many who speak English as a second, or even third language. There are even some with varying degrees of dyslexia and/or likely other issues that affect spelling/grammar. We accept them all here. However, people who aren't accepted, are those unwilling to accept polite correction. Remember that even a small thing like the placement of a comma, or the wrong use of there/their/they're can completely change the definition of an entire sentence.

4. Accept constructive criticism gracefully and politely.
If someone spots an issue with your writings, they may wish to help you improve that writing. They may do this through PM or even publicly air their thoughts on the OOC forum. If they have taken the time to be polite and explain what is wrong with your writing, the best way to behave is to respond in kind, using the same manner they have approached you with. It means they have taken an active interest in what you have written and wish to see more. Basically, you have a fan!

5. Don't take the actions or opinions of things done IN RP, to be directly relevant to the writers thoughts or opinions.
Basically, if some ones character calls your character a jackass, it doesn't mean the writer thinks you are a jackass. It's a ROLE they are PLAYING. Watch a movie. The argument between the characters isn't an argument between the actors involved. The same applies here.

6. It's not a popularity contest.
Your RP might be bustling with participants. You have 3 people off station in a fire fight, while another 2 are infiltrating the darkest areas of the station, meanwhile a group of 4 others are tracking your movements in an effort to stop you. Good for you, I'm sure it will be a thrilling read! But you know what? Sometimes the absolute BEST work, comes from two RP characters having a simple heart to heart. Both are valid, both are great, but NEITHER is categorically better than the other. Period.


Inara RP Etiquette:

1. Respect the setting and rules of the universe.
Inara is an Elite: Dangerous 3rd Party Tool. The RP Forums are set in the Elite: Dangerous universe. Elite: Dangerous has rules, as any fictional universe does from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones to Star Trek. If you intend to RP within the Elite: Dangerous universe you are bound by the history and rules of that universe. Simply put, this RP forum is bound by the same rules as the game, so if it can't be done in the game, it is not permitted here. This applies to things from a 50Ly Jump Range on a normal, unmodified Sidewinder, to the destruction of entire stations.

2. Respect the characters created by others.
We have a wide variety of characters already here. It's expected that some will be similar, just as it's expected that two characters will be vastly different. Opinions of each persons character will naturally be varied, but all are valid provided they follow the rules of the universe. You are allowed to interact with, or avoid interaction with, any character in the RP forums. But you have no right to belittle others for their creation. You are not an authority figure on writing, nor are you directly affected by another persons imagination. You might not like it, but you MUST respect it.

3. Be caught up on current events before joining in.
You need basic things like character descriptions in order to interact with them. You also need to know what's going on in the surrounding areas. This is simply because the people you are hoping to RP with, might be gearing up to something that you might not want to be part of. Or simply that the most recent post, out of context, could leave a different impression on the goings on than if you gather that context. We don't expect you to read every single post from the beginning of the forums, just enough to get that basic understanding.

4. Either subscribe to, or frequently check, the Roleplay: Q&A and OOC forum.
People may be discussing something relevant to you there, or even discussing you directly. Perhaps someone asked what the general consensus on the existence or non-existence of a certain object. Or we're just chatting about random gibberish. Either way, be aware of it and use it. If you're unsure about something, such as how guns would look and or behave, or even the music selection, use the OOC forum to ask. We don't have all of the answers, but the collective knowledge and logic usually allows us to overcome an issue and come to a decision on what should be allowed. Frontier Developments, and even David Braben himself, don't have the answers to every possible question that can be asked.

5. Large Scale events exploding out of nowhere are a complete no go.
We get it. Everyone wants their character to be noticed and for people to be tripping over themselves to interact with them. In some audiences, an introduction involving you blasting in for landing in a fiery wreckage of a ship, before cart wheeling out and sword fighting 35 Ninjas before whisking off with the local celebrity for a glorious night of passion, is in fact, cool. This is not one of those audiences. It is generally considered better to build your character up slowly over time. Eventually, you might even have a legitimate excuse to fight those Ninjas. Maybe even with other RP participants by your side.

6. Perfect characters are boring.
The point of a character arc, is that it is in fact, an arc shape. One who is morally unquestionable, fully kitted out and an infinite fountain of knowledge, cannot go through an arc. Give your character flaws. Be it a tendency towards befriending the wrong people, or a bad knee that frequently gives out at inopportune moments. It gives readers something to latch onto and empathise with. You can give your character exceptional capabilities at something, but it requires balance. She's a damn good pilot with no equal, but can't drive an SRV for peanuts. It can lead to some very interesting moments between characters, be it heartfelt or comedic.


Other Notes:
It should be noted that there can be exceptions to these points. For example, good grammar when a character is speaking is actually rare. Few people in real life actually speak with perfect eloquence after all. Or previously arranged actions during a fight scene, such as someone stumbling back after a punch. What's key to remember is context.

All in all, remember this is purely for fun. We have some seriously talented writers here, and others whose writing history starts and ends at high school. But many are willing to help out in whatever way they can. All it takes is that you ask nicely.

Also keep in mind that many people who RP here, also have logbook stories related to the character, or characters, they portray. If it looks like there's an "in joke" going on that you're unsure of, it's probably in those.

In fact, some users have even gone to the trouble of creating "alts" to RP with. If you read back far enough, it's usually pretty clear who has and hasn't, and which ones are the "alts". It's therefore not unheard of to see the apparent seizing of control of other characters. If you do spot one, point it out in the OOC section. If intervention is needed, it will be sorted quickly and (hopefully) politely.

Most, if not all RP participants here have Logbook stories pertaining to their character(s). These are for the reading pleasure of anyone who wishes to do so. While it can be useful to read them in order to gain a bit of backstory on a character you wish to interact with, it should not be assumed that your character shares that knowledge. Within the E:D Universe, these Logbooks either don't exist, or are private diaries kept by the characters. Either way, without explicit statements to say otherwise from the writer, your interactions should reflect that your character is in the dark about any information you, the writer/reader, have gained from reading the stories.
18 Apr 2021, 4:53pm
But we're depending on tech every time. My canopy could be breached and life support shattered by another lucky shot, and I'll be dead the same way. However, "fought wars and died by gynoid malfunction during massage" would be a stinging epitaph for me.

And no, 'pleasurable pain' isn't my style... Well, even rarely seen on 'receiving end', I have my right to lay down and relax, and I'll use it.
18 Apr 2021, 4:58pm
All providing the program identified as human. That's risky with people being born on alien worlds, distant stations, and far-flung generation ships. Not to mention people deciding they don't have to identify as a person at all these days.
I'll stick to getting my personal attentions from people and all the normal people risks that come with that.
18 Apr 2021, 5:01pm
MeowersBut we're depending on tech every time. My canopy could be breached and life support shattered by another lucky shot, and I'll be dead the same way. However, "fought wars and died by gynoid malfunction during massage" would be a stinging epitaph for me.
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True, but my canopy doesn't have a personal agency or the ability to interpret instructions. The how, if it did come to pass, would be quite unique on ones' memorial.
18 Apr 2021, 5:01pm
Dependence on the canopy & RemLok file support is yet based on technology, is it not?

A far less pleasant way to meet one's end, & in the extremely unlikely event of death by gynoid massage, what a way to go, I hypothesize.

If it makes any difference, various body parts & appendages come standard with a 'Vibrate' function.
18 Apr 2021, 5:06pm
Call it a silly phobia if you like, but now I have caused it to hypothesise on the ability to fold a person into a storable package.
I'll be remaining on the side of the standard masseuse and the usual concerns of inviting a comparative stranger to oil up my naked body.
18 Apr 2021, 5:10pm
SapphoIf it makes any difference, various body parts & appendages come standard with a 'Vibrate' function.

Khm... I'll consider this an option... Few more beers later!
Ah, we had a topic about 'switching pips' days back, could be of some use too...
18 Apr 2021, 5:15pm
<holds up finger with faintly audible humming of variable-speed vibrations to demonstrate>
18 Apr 2021, 5:25pm
Oh, wow. Umm... Okay. Just the massage first. Okay? I'm not of that too easily tempted type. Khm... I'll have to think... Yup, I have a thing that does the same, but it don't comes with a body that can... play the other strings. So massage first, yeah.
18 Apr 2021, 5:38pm
Sappho<holds up finger with faintly audible humming of variable-speed vibrations to demonstrate>

Wait... this is by design?

I returned my Sappho because I thought it was malfunctioning.
18 Apr 2021, 7:34pm
Not to worry. The Sappho model has a 90-day free no-questions-asked return policy.

The Sappho model also has a lifetime warranty against any manufacturing or programming defects; after-market programming algorithm packages, while they may be available, are not covered under warranty & any malfunctions or damages which may be caused by them remain the responsibility of the owner.

Achilles Corp understands the increased functions & complexity of the cutting-edge technology & design of the Sappho model over the standard utilitarian Achilles model & will be happy to re-ship your Sappho model in the event of any confusion over the operational & functional advances of the Sappho model.

As always, a careful review of the setup procedures & operation is highly recommended prior to activation, & any reasonably competent technician should be able to assist the new owner upon delivery if it should be necessary. Pre-installed algorithm packages are available during the ordering process or can be installed later if desired.

As always, Achilles Corp wishes to congratulate the owner on the purchase of their new Sappho model & remains dedicated to your continued satisfaction with all of their products.
18 Apr 2021, 7:59pm
I would love to recieve a catalogue with all available options, both for physical appearance as well as available software packages, for the Sappho model. Please send one via private message.
18 Apr 2021, 8:05pm
Feels like I made Sappho an advertisement just by ordering a massage while being in a playful-drunk mood.
18 Apr 2021, 9:45pm
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there is something about this story that warrants further attention.

Thing
18 Apr 2021, 9:49pm
Furry milk yum yum...
25 Apr 2021, 2:53pm
Made it to my first Guardian beacon. The stories are TRUE! When I got close to the structure it seamed to open and pushed out these beacons. Thankfully CMDR BOB Wallace knew you had to shoot them and what happened next blew me away! The whole structure light up and opened to this glowing orb. I had seen something like this before at a Guardian Site, so I switched to my Sanner and took a reading. My God I felt small in the remnants of a powerfully advanced space faring civilization. On to this site that just popped up in my message log. Wish me luck commanders and stay safe in the black!

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