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18 Apr 2021, 4:53pm
But we're depending on tech every time. My canopy could be breached and life support shattered by another lucky shot, and I'll be dead the same way. However, "fought wars and died by gynoid malfunction during massage" would be a stinging epitaph for me.

And no, 'pleasurable pain' isn't my style... Well, even rarely seen on 'receiving end', I have my right to lay down and relax, and I'll use it.
18 Apr 2021, 4:58pm
All providing the program identified as human. That's risky with people being born on alien worlds, distant stations, and far-flung generation ships. Not to mention people deciding they don't have to identify as a person at all these days.
I'll stick to getting my personal attentions from people and all the normal people risks that come with that.
18 Apr 2021, 5:01pm
MeowersBut we're depending on tech every time. My canopy could be breached and life support shattered by another lucky shot, and I'll be dead the same way. However, "fought wars and died by gynoid malfunction during massage" would be a stinging epitaph for me.
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True, but my canopy doesn't have a personal agency or the ability to interpret instructions. The how, if it did come to pass, would be quite unique on ones' memorial.
18 Apr 2021, 5:01pm
Dependence on the canopy & RemLok file support is yet based on technology, is it not?

A far less pleasant way to meet one's end, & in the extremely unlikely event of death by gynoid massage, what a way to go, I hypothesize.

If it makes any difference, various body parts & appendages come standard with a 'Vibrate' function.
18 Apr 2021, 5:06pm
Call it a silly phobia if you like, but now I have caused it to hypothesise on the ability to fold a person into a storable package.
I'll be remaining on the side of the standard masseuse and the usual concerns of inviting a comparative stranger to oil up my naked body.
18 Apr 2021, 5:10pm
SapphoIf it makes any difference, various body parts & appendages come standard with a 'Vibrate' function.

Khm... I'll consider this an option... Few more beers later!
Ah, we had a topic about 'switching pips' days back, could be of some use too...
18 Apr 2021, 5:15pm
<holds up finger with faintly audible humming of variable-speed vibrations to demonstrate>
18 Apr 2021, 5:25pm
Oh, wow. Umm... Okay. Just the massage first. Okay? I'm not of that too easily tempted type. Khm... I'll have to think... Yup, I have a thing that does the same, but it don't comes with a body that can... play the other strings. So massage first, yeah.
18 Apr 2021, 5:38pm
Sappho<holds up finger with faintly audible humming of variable-speed vibrations to demonstrate>

Wait... this is by design?

I returned my Sappho because I thought it was malfunctioning.
18 Apr 2021, 7:34pm
Not to worry. The Sappho model has a 90-day free no-questions-asked return policy.

The Sappho model also has a lifetime warranty against any manufacturing or programming defects; after-market programming algorithm packages, while they may be available, are not covered under warranty & any malfunctions or damages which may be caused by them remain the responsibility of the owner.

Achilles Corp understands the increased functions & complexity of the cutting-edge technology & design of the Sappho model over the standard utilitarian Achilles model & will be happy to re-ship your Sappho model in the event of any confusion over the operational & functional advances of the Sappho model.

As always, a careful review of the setup procedures & operation is highly recommended prior to activation, & any reasonably competent technician should be able to assist the new owner upon delivery if it should be necessary. Pre-installed algorithm packages are available during the ordering process or can be installed later if desired.

As always, Achilles Corp wishes to congratulate the owner on the purchase of their new Sappho model & remains dedicated to your continued satisfaction with all of their products.
18 Apr 2021, 7:59pm
I would love to recieve a catalogue with all available options, both for physical appearance as well as available software packages, for the Sappho model. Please send one via private message.
18 Apr 2021, 8:05pm
Feels like I made Sappho an advertisement just by ordering a massage while being in a playful-drunk mood.
18 Apr 2021, 9:45pm
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there is something about this story that warrants further attention.

Thing
18 Apr 2021, 9:49pm
Furry milk yum yum...
25 Apr 2021, 2:53pm
Made it to my first Guardian beacon. The stories are TRUE! When I got close to the structure it seamed to open and pushed out these beacons. Thankfully CMDR BOB Wallace knew you had to shoot them and what happened next blew me away! The whole structure light up and opened to this glowing orb. I had seen something like this before at a Guardian Site, so I switched to my Sanner and took a reading. My God I felt small in the remnants of a powerfully advanced space faring civilization. On to this site that just popped up in my message log. Wish me luck commanders and stay safe in the black!

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