Wulthus
PS: Not sell you to slavery once you hit hard times, but sell yourself once the consequences of your irresponsible financial decisions hit you. Also, the narrative viewing the Feds as protectors of human liberties is getting a little stale, too. I mean, just look at our current CGs.
"No sir, you're just irresponsible with money. The system is definitely not designed to keep you down and push people into slavery. Take my filthy rich word for it."