Elite: General talk

11 Nov 2024, 8:31pm
Imagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?

"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."
11 Nov 2024, 8:39pm
HaraldsenImagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?

"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."


Double Peperoni!
11 Nov 2024, 8:43pm
A regular peperoni already makes me sweat because I am so not used to spicy food. A double? You’d have to hand me an ice pack.

But I guess that Hutton mug could come with a cool drink or… something.
11 Nov 2024, 8:56pm
Haraldsen"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."

...Camera shows a group of people hitting a Thargoid with mugs. Slowly, with dampened thuck-thuck-thuck sounds, barely leaving any marks at all. The Thargoid laughs and throws volley after volley at a burning station, paying no attention to humans attached to its body.

...T-10 arrives, shooting guns and flaks and fireworks in every direction, obliterating a bunch of scouts, a Thargon swarm and, accidentally, a biowaste-carrying Hauler which was in the wrong place at the wrong time. No worries, the pilot was a pathetic loser anyway.

"Who ordered a pizza?"
"YEAH! OUR PIZZA! LET THE MUG RIOT LOOSE!"

...Fuelled by the hefty slices of fresh pizza, people jump onto the Thargoid again, beating it with mugs so hard it starts to crack and leak acid, frantically dashing left to right in panic.

"Thunder Pizza. We don't just come faster than the reinforcements. We are the reinforcements."
12 Nov 2024, 12:29am
HaraldsenImagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?


The Thunder Pizza Song

I was caught
in the middle of a Thargoid attack (Thunder)
I looked 'round
and I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
and I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
only pizza, Thunder Pizza would get me through (Thunder)
Their delivery runs
always give me a start
with their thundering guns
tearing Thargoids apart.
Delivered by a type 10
Thunder truck!
12 Nov 2024, 9:03am
So, this page seems useless for every CMDR on Console since half of the Stations are missing there. ????
12 Nov 2024, 10:17am
Jericho1984So, this page seems useless for every CMDR on Console since half of the Stations are missing there. ????

More or less - Inara supports only the Live version of the game since the galaxy split two years ago, because there is not enough players in Legacy to keep the data up to date and various technical reasons.
12 Nov 2024, 12:03pm
Vasil Vasilescu


The Thunder Pizza Song

I was caught
in the middle of a Thargoid attack (Thunder)
I looked 'round
and I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
and I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
only pizza, Thunder Pizza would get me through (Thunder)
Their delivery runs
always give me a start
with their thundering guns
tearing Thargoids apart.
Delivered by a type 10
Thunder truck!


That's awesome! I can almost hear it, with the original singers voice
yesterday, 5:41am
The Ancillaria would like the option to purchase a stake in Thunder Pizza right away when you have concluded the business creation process

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