Elite: General talk

11 Nov 2024, 8:31pm
Imagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?

"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."
11 Nov 2024, 8:39pm
HaraldsenImagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?

"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."


Double Peperoni!
11 Nov 2024, 8:43pm
A regular peperoni already makes me sweat because I am so not used to spicy food. A double? You’d have to hand me an ice pack.

But I guess that Hutton mug could come with a cool drink or… something.
11 Nov 2024, 8:56pm
Haraldsen"Thunder Pizza , even to a Thargoid infested Hutton - when a mug doesn't cut it."

...Camera shows a group of people hitting a Thargoid with mugs. Slowly, with dampened thuck-thuck-thuck sounds, barely leaving any marks at all. The Thargoid laughs and throws volley after volley at a burning station, paying no attention to humans attached to its body.

...T-10 arrives, shooting guns and flaks and fireworks in every direction, obliterating a bunch of scouts, a Thargon swarm and, accidentally, a biowaste-carrying Hauler which was in the wrong place at the wrong time. No worries, the pilot was a pathetic loser anyway.

"Who ordered a pizza?"
"YEAH! OUR PIZZA! LET THE MUG RIOT LOOSE!"

...Fuelled by the hefty slices of fresh pizza, people jump onto the Thargoid again, beating it with mugs so hard it starts to crack and leak acid, frantically dashing left to right in panic.

"Thunder Pizza. We don't just come faster than the reinforcements. We are the reinforcements."
12 Nov 2024, 12:29am
HaraldsenImagine being in the middle of a fight, and then comes a big Type-10, shooting stuff in all directions plus a couple of packhounds for fireworks... you hear AC/DC Thunderstruck in your headphones wich is broadcasted... and then some tiny voice: who ordered the pizza?


The Thunder Pizza Song

I was caught
in the middle of a Thargoid attack (Thunder)
I looked 'round
and I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
and I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
only pizza, Thunder Pizza would get me through (Thunder)
Their delivery runs
always give me a start
with their thundering guns
tearing Thargoids apart.
Delivered by a type 10
Thunder truck!
12 Nov 2024, 9:03am
So, this page seems useless for every CMDR on Console since half of the Stations are missing there. ????
12 Nov 2024, 10:17am
Jericho1984So, this page seems useless for every CMDR on Console since half of the Stations are missing there. ????

More or less - Inara supports only the Live version of the game since the galaxy split two years ago, because there is not enough players in Legacy to keep the data up to date and various technical reasons.
12 Nov 2024, 12:03pm
Vasil Vasilescu


The Thunder Pizza Song

I was caught
in the middle of a Thargoid attack (Thunder)
I looked 'round
and I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
and I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
only pizza, Thunder Pizza would get me through (Thunder)
Their delivery runs
always give me a start
with their thundering guns
tearing Thargoids apart.
Delivered by a type 10
Thunder truck!


That's awesome! I can almost hear it, with the original singers voice
13 Nov 2024, 5:41am
The Ancillaria would like the option to purchase a stake in Thunder Pizza right away when you have concluded the business creation process
yesterday, 5:44pm
More than 3 toppings and you will meet The Galactic Pizza Police. You do not want that. No amount of engineering your ships will help. There is no armada large enough to protect you.
For pineapple or any other similar horrors, you and your clients eating that vile crap, will be obliterated from orbit.
No excuses will be accepted.

Enjoy your pizza.
yesterday, 11:33pm
The new "Spacehawk" livery makes the PMII look like either an AWACS or a pizza delivery ship



I think Thunder Pizza might have some competition from Spacehawk Pizza.
today, 6:46am
Thats what its called, I kept calling it the ECM planes today trying to think of what the dish on the back reminded me of
today, 7:29am
The first thing I thought was "Star Trek". It somehow reminded me of the USS Discovery for whatever reason. But pizza delivery is also good.
today, 8:51am
My last CZ sortie was insane, no matter how many kills I scored, I couldn't see any progresses and it went on and on and on...

Finally it started slowly to move, I had to reload my 4A MULTI-CANNON (Premium Ammunition, + 30% damage) and when I finally was RTB onboard my Carrier I realized that in fact I might have played 3 games in a row without interruption, 5.9 Million score is 3 times my average for 3 out of 10 Shield cells and zero structural damage...

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