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09 May 2021, 2:51pm
Binnein in Epsilon Phoenicis, for the moment. I'm due for personal leave in a few weeks and plan on getting as far from here as possible without leaving the bubble. What about you?
09 May 2021, 3:12pm
Haven't had a hat stand since I left Colonia, happy to say.
09 May 2021, 5:29pm
You and Evanson still consulting together?
09 May 2021, 5:41pm
Not presently. Last I heard, he was still in Colonia. Probably on one of his vision quests.
09 May 2021, 5:47pm
... Somehow I'm not surprised.

If your consulting work ever brings you through my neck of the woods, let me know. Grab a drink with you.
09 May 2021, 5:50pm
You got it. Nice talking with you, Cait.
14 May 2021, 5:09am
I swear to the gods... Some fraking moron got his ship stuck in the toast rack. Not what you want when you're trying to be subtle and dock in a hurry. I lost count of how many hours it took the damn tugs to get the ship out.

I bet it was some fraking newjack who bit off more than he can chew.

Can you tell I'm annoyed? I could punch someone! I only just fraking landed.
14 May 2021, 5:44am
Tigger giggles as she watches from the bar as ships finally start docking.

So glad i snuck in front of that beluga an hour ago.

I might have bumped her slightly and she got wedged in the slot.

Its ok, no one saw me do it...

She signals her pilot, come on Daiana we can finally get out of here.


Last edit: 14 May 2021, 5:58am
14 May 2021, 7:45pm
What time does the show start?
14 May 2021, 8:51pm
Oh, my good man, life is a show! It has good, bad, memorable, and forgettable moments, like every good show. It's just that most people's are forgettable, and so dull.

But please, what show were you talking about?
14 May 2021, 10:57pm
I suppose it could be entertaining to sit outside a busy station and see who could win the competition to be the worst pilot of the region.
23 May 2021, 10:48am
Do you need a place to go to meet friends away from the hustle and bustle of a station? Or maybe you’re like Maul and you got no friends, so you’re just desperate for human contact. Does the chance of being scanned and arrested put you off the bars in your favorite systems? Well worry not; we got ya covered at Creamyways, the bar at the end of the street.

The management is not always on hand to put the lights on, but local stations and nearby systems like Cubeo are often willing to pay someone to sort that out.

Here at Creamyways we are planning to fit dancing poles and employ fit dancers to use them, (Auditions for female dancers to be held in my quarters soon)



Are you like Maul, not one of the pretty people? Don’t worry, your all welcome at Triptraps situated under the bridge with the rest of the trolls by the power plant.


Ugmos need to keep warm too. As you can see, it’s a fair distance away from Creamyways, and that’s the way we like it.


Creamyways has 2 landing pads for the law-abiding, and endless space for the fun peoples’ ships; just don’t land on the race track. Speaking of SRVs, Creamyways has plenty of parking right outside, so your drunken stumble to a comfortable SRV is never too far.. . no matter who it belongs to.


Don’t feel like going back to your ship, or you would like to keep the reasonably priced company of the Creamyways accommodating staff?

You’re in luck my fried, other than the power plant, every other building in Bhatt’s Prize is a hotel that can let you have rooms by the hour, or minutes if you happen to be Maul.

Don’t waste time with licensed establishments, come on down to Creamyways where everyone and anyone is always welcome, even Maul. You can find us under the second star in the Karsuki Ti system on body B 1 at Bhatt’s Prize.

Bring Power Regulator in case no staff are on hand


Last edit: 23 May 2021, 1:16pm
23 May 2021, 11:06am
Yeah, how could that possibly go wrong? What a great idea...
23 May 2021, 12:51pm
Creamy Goodness IIIDo you need a place to go to meet friends away from the hustle and bustle of a station? Or maybe you’re like Maul and you got no friends, so you’re just desperate for human contact.


Ouch! Your words hurt Mr. Goodness.

Besides, human contact is overrated.

*Hugs computer closer to chest*

All the friends I need are in here.

23 May 2021, 12:58pm
Forcing Creamy to do pole dancing there would be my next mission perhaps...

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