Elite roleplay: Banter

General Roleplay Etiquette:

1. Control only the actions of your own character(s). (AKA: God Mode)
This doesn't matter how small the action is, even if it is as simple as scratching their nose or a direct reaction to something else that just happened. This applies to everything from casual conversation to full blown fight scenes. If you'd like someone to do something specific, PM that person, however keep in mind they are completely within their rights to say no. Especially if said action is inappropriate to their character and/or circumstance.

2. Don't brute force your way into another persons RP.
Approaching with a conversation starter is fine, or indeed some other small action. However charging in, guns blazing and disrupting the flow of another person/pair/groups conversation/arc is about as rude as doing so in real life. If something is going on that you'd like to participate in, be subtle about it. Put out a gentle hook for someone to take, but again, be aware that said hook may not be taken. If you fear it was simply unnoticed, PM the person or people it concerns. Or even leave a message in the OOC forums.

3. Good grammar and spelling is preferred.
We're not asking you to be perfect, but please at least demonstrate willingness. no1 iz gna tak u srsly usng txt spk. There's a wide variety of people here, many who speak English as a second, or even third language. There are even some with varying degrees of dyslexia and/or likely other issues that affect spelling/grammar. We accept them all here. However, people who aren't accepted, are those unwilling to accept polite correction. Remember that even a small thing like the placement of a comma, or the wrong use of there/their/they're can completely change the definition of an entire sentence.

4. Accept constructive criticism gracefully and politely.
If someone spots an issue with your writings, they may wish to help you improve that writing. They may do this through PM or even publicly air their thoughts on the OOC forum. If they have taken the time to be polite and explain what is wrong with your writing, the best way to behave is to respond in kind, using the same manner they have approached you with. It means they have taken an active interest in what you have written and wish to see more. Basically, you have a fan!

5. Don't take the actions or opinions of things done IN RP, to be directly relevant to the writers thoughts or opinions.
Basically, if some ones character calls your character a jackass, it doesn't mean the writer thinks you are a jackass. It's a ROLE they are PLAYING. Watch a movie. The argument between the characters isn't an argument between the actors involved. The same applies here.

6. It's not a popularity contest.
Your RP might be bustling with participants. You have 3 people off station in a fire fight, while another 2 are infiltrating the darkest areas of the station, meanwhile a group of 4 others are tracking your movements in an effort to stop you. Good for you, I'm sure it will be a thrilling read! But you know what? Sometimes the absolute BEST work, comes from two RP characters having a simple heart to heart. Both are valid, both are great, but NEITHER is categorically better than the other. Period.


Inara RP Etiquette:

1. Respect the setting and rules of the universe.
Inara is an Elite: Dangerous 3rd Party Tool. The RP Forums are set in the Elite: Dangerous universe. Elite: Dangerous has rules, as any fictional universe does from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones to Star Trek. If you intend to RP within the Elite: Dangerous universe you are bound by the history and rules of that universe. Simply put, this RP forum is bound by the same rules as the game, so if it can't be done in the game, it is not permitted here. This applies to things from a 50Ly Jump Range on a normal, unmodified Sidewinder, to the destruction of entire stations.

2. Respect the characters created by others.
We have a wide variety of characters already here. It's expected that some will be similar, just as it's expected that two characters will be vastly different. Opinions of each persons character will naturally be varied, but all are valid provided they follow the rules of the universe. You are allowed to interact with, or avoid interaction with, any character in the RP forums. But you have no right to belittle others for their creation. You are not an authority figure on writing, nor are you directly affected by another persons imagination. You might not like it, but you MUST respect it.

3. Be caught up on current events before joining in.
You need basic things like character descriptions in order to interact with them. You also need to know what's going on in the surrounding areas. This is simply because the people you are hoping to RP with, might be gearing up to something that you might not want to be part of. Or simply that the most recent post, out of context, could leave a different impression on the goings on than if you gather that context. We don't expect you to read every single post from the beginning of the forums, just enough to get that basic understanding.

4. Either subscribe to, or frequently check, the Roleplay: Q&A and OOC forum.
People may be discussing something relevant to you there, or even discussing you directly. Perhaps someone asked what the general consensus on the existence or non-existence of a certain object. Or we're just chatting about random gibberish. Either way, be aware of it and use it. If you're unsure about something, such as how guns would look and or behave, or even the music selection, use the OOC forum to ask. We don't have all of the answers, but the collective knowledge and logic usually allows us to overcome an issue and come to a decision on what should be allowed. Frontier Developments, and even David Braben himself, don't have the answers to every possible question that can be asked.

5. Large Scale events exploding out of nowhere are a complete no go.
We get it. Everyone wants their character to be noticed and for people to be tripping over themselves to interact with them. In some audiences, an introduction involving you blasting in for landing in a fiery wreckage of a ship, before cart wheeling out and sword fighting 35 Ninjas before whisking off with the local celebrity for a glorious night of passion, is in fact, cool. This is not one of those audiences. It is generally considered better to build your character up slowly over time. Eventually, you might even have a legitimate excuse to fight those Ninjas. Maybe even with other RP participants by your side.

6. Perfect characters are boring.
The point of a character arc, is that it is in fact, an arc shape. One who is morally unquestionable, fully kitted out and an infinite fountain of knowledge, cannot go through an arc. Give your character flaws. Be it a tendency towards befriending the wrong people, or a bad knee that frequently gives out at inopportune moments. It gives readers something to latch onto and empathise with. You can give your character exceptional capabilities at something, but it requires balance. She's a damn good pilot with no equal, but can't drive an SRV for peanuts. It can lead to some very interesting moments between characters, be it heartfelt or comedic.


Other Notes:
It should be noted that there can be exceptions to these points. For example, good grammar when a character is speaking is actually rare. Few people in real life actually speak with perfect eloquence after all. Or previously arranged actions during a fight scene, such as someone stumbling back after a punch. What's key to remember is context.

All in all, remember this is purely for fun. We have some seriously talented writers here, and others whose writing history starts and ends at high school. But many are willing to help out in whatever way they can. All it takes is that you ask nicely.

Also keep in mind that many people who RP here, also have logbook stories related to the character, or characters, they portray. If it looks like there's an "in joke" going on that you're unsure of, it's probably in those.

In fact, some users have even gone to the trouble of creating "alts" to RP with. If you read back far enough, it's usually pretty clear who has and hasn't, and which ones are the "alts". It's therefore not unheard of to see the apparent seizing of control of other characters. If you do spot one, point it out in the OOC section. If intervention is needed, it will be sorted quickly and (hopefully) politely.

Most, if not all RP participants here have Logbook stories pertaining to their character(s). These are for the reading pleasure of anyone who wishes to do so. While it can be useful to read them in order to gain a bit of backstory on a character you wish to interact with, it should not be assumed that your character shares that knowledge. Within the E:D Universe, these Logbooks either don't exist, or are private diaries kept by the characters. Either way, without explicit statements to say otherwise from the writer, your interactions should reflect that your character is in the dark about any information you, the writer/reader, have gained from reading the stories.
13 Dec 2024, 7:25pm
Kasumi GotoThat is not very characteristic of you. Or do you suddenly want humans to get their lesson of “Don’t mess with the Thargoids”?

… who am I kidding, the bloodthirsty idiots who caused this war will continue it even if the Thargoids found what they wanted in Sol and pull back.


You mustn't know me very well. I hate humanity. We are vile selfish creatures.... yes myself included... while I don't like the goids I definitely don't think humanity should win this conflict without taking a significant loss. We as a species must suffer for our transgressions against a species we know frighteningly little about. But this is just the way we are. We are blood thirsty, warmongering, violent, apes who learned if we strapped enough explosive and combustible substance to a steel tube we could touch those brilliantly shining orbs of plasma in the sky.
13 Dec 2024, 7:36pm
Hey, I lost my memories twice, ok. And we didn't chat all that long when we did get a time, then you dropped to Earth to live out your life. I guess, anyway. And until a Titan decided to get cozy in orbit.

Of course, humans are also still blindly panicking and raging at it instead of trying to figure out why it is there now.
13 Dec 2024, 7:45pm
Hey, the damn buggers are shooting at us, that's no cricket match over here, do we really have so many options and time to figure out why it's in Sol?
13 Dec 2024, 8:05pm
It's all fine in the abstract. But the people in my old commune down there never did anything to anyone. Heck, most of them never left the gravity well. They are the last solarpunk association of a bygone age and they have no quarrel with the Thargoids. So don't take them hostage for some a-hole with a salvation complex. Pun(ch) intended (no hard feelings, CMDR Miseri).
13 Dec 2024, 8:13pm
MeowersHey, the damn buggers are shooting at us, that's no cricket match over here, do we really have so many options and time to figure out why it's in Sol?

Why aren't we doing both at the same time?

All research is just going into the war and not figuring out how to maybe not have it continue in various ways through the next millenia. But nobody wants to hear that and immediately starts bitching and shouting about how we need to defend from the Thargoids and need to chase them to their home space to "teach a lesson". As if that solves anything.

... or at least most of the people I see or hear talk about this are just outraged about the invasion and aren't putting thoughts into how to not get a repeat of this madness.
13 Dec 2024, 8:18pm
Let's think of how to prevent more cancer from appearing after we're done with the ongoing surgery, not during it.
13 Dec 2024, 9:12pm
I could as well just stop bothering to argue because you obviously won't care, and keep arguing nothing but violence is allowed until the violence ends, but it instead just causes another cycle of it and you're back at the start. Aegis made a promise to not repeat its past mistakes, and what exactly is committing nothing but violence doing for that?

You don't need to answer, because it's nothing. It has just turned into a blunt tool of war for the politicians again, instead of doing what it was supposed to in researching while defending humans. And your cancer analogy is shitty because this isn't a cancer, if the Thargoids were trying to kill us they would have done that long ago already instead of waiting at the edges of our space. Nor are they anything as unintelligent as a clump of cells that have stopped cooperating with the rest of the organism.

Do you seriously believe they are going to let any research be done when the war is "over"? Of course not. All that will be allowed is poking the dead Titans so humans can get more technology they are far too immature to get already, and kill more Thargoids better with, while everything else goes back to squabbles over frozen, dead rocks.
13 Dec 2024, 9:41pm
You're getting angry at the wrong person. I've no idea why the research went that way. I'm making sure they could research at least anything without being actively shot at by the hordes of angry Thargoids. And that people could evacuate, and then return back to their homes without that fat bastard hanging over them.
13 Dec 2024, 10:12pm
Unrelated. But if the Moon is intact and there are/were no other major stellar bodies on the orbit of Earth, then where did the asteroids around Cocijo come from? Is that its poop?
13 Dec 2024, 10:13pm
You told me the same last time and it was still a bad excuse. What is anyone going to find if the Thargoids just leave because you shot them with a million torpedoes, with or without whatever they wanted to find, and no one of us any the wiser? Wrecks don't talk. They just float there until they crash into something or are pulled to pieces by a passing salvager or few.

Of course I'm getting annoyed at the wrong person, and it makes me no less annoyed when you keep insisting that to brush off any of my concerns while completely missing the point.
14 Dec 2024, 1:44am
Kasumi GotoHey, I lost my memories twice, ok. And we didn't chat all that long when we did get a time, then you dropped to Earth to live out your life. I guess, anyway. And until a Titan decided to get cozy in orbit.

Of course, humans are also still blindly panicking and raging at it instead of trying to figure out why it is there now.


It's ok I just wanted a break from it all. So I went home to rethink my life after some guy wearing some interesting robes talked to me in a bar.

MeowersUnrelated. But if the Moon is intact and there are/were no other major stellar bodies on the orbit of Earth, then where did the asteroids around Cocijo come from? Is that its poop?


I'd say likely not..... probably some form of super nuke that will go off once it dies or something. Gods it hope it does something remarkable. I'd love to study the effects and it and learn more.

RawnuIt's all fine in the abstract. But the people in my old commune down there never did anything to anyone. Heck, most of them never left the gravity well. They are the last solarpunk association of a bygone age and they have no quarrel with the Thargoids. So don't take them hostage for some a-hole with a salvation complex. Pun(ch) intended (no hard feelings, CMDR Miseri).


My whole life is on Earth. Like my whole life. I grew up in the middle of the rockies! Family grew up in Ireland..... so I get it but also we as humans could serve to lose our seed planet. Teach us a valuable lesson about being nicer to things we don't full understand. Like heck the goids are only attacking us because we have guardian modules on our ships and we stole meta alloys which I'd presume are a significant resource for them. Salvations grace is nothing short of a massive blunder
14 Dec 2024, 2:11am
Sadly, I think this lesson would be lost on us. Just look at how many people got blindly upset at the Thargoids daring to intrude on “our home” and just immediately forgot - deliberately or not - what led to it in the first place.

Just as it seems to be missed that if the Thargoids wanted, this Titan would have retreated already. So they’re deliberately leaving it there to be destroyed, if it already found what it came for. And if the planet was reduced to a barren sphere, it would just lead to a bunch of emotional outrage demanding retribution. Because, obviously, we had nothing to do with causing it by repeatedly upsetting the Thargoids until they decided we were worth keeping distracted. And I say distracted for a reason because to them we might as well be flies, or mosquitoes. Which is another reason to look for more ways to end this war proper, not delay the onset of more violence by a few weeks, months or whatever.

And if you want my theory on the asteroids, they were dragged along by the Titan, whatever space magic it uses to do that. They were already there when they arrived even though some of the ammonia worlds have no rings. I guess they have hydrogen to fuel the reactor and maybe they use them for water for their captives.

They are also big enough to cause a lot of damage if thrown at the surface of a planet.

Silvia SharpeIt's ok I just wanted a break from it all. So I went home to rethink my life after some guy wearing some interesting robes talked to me in a bar.

I just hope your… uh, I hope she has not told you of some of those changes to me. It is better if I showed those in person*.

To drop a light OOC note, since that RP was cut short prematurely thanks to life interfering, I have no idea whether Silvia would know about a certain someone’s new body shape or not.


Last edit: 14 Dec 2024, 2:16am
14 Dec 2024, 6:27pm
Anybody have a clue why the Thargoids are still battering that port above Mars? Can't figure out why they would because they've got to know it's not going to distract people from the Titan.

And I'm just going to say Ina and someone else should stop being at each other's throats. What you both want is not mutually exclusive. Or however they say it.
16 Dec 2024, 3:20pm
It might interest people that the Titan wrecks have started emitting strange noises. I’ve been there and heard them myself, they definitely weren’t there before.

Have not been able to make sense of them, but there’s something unpleasant about it, like an aggressive, discordant melody. It’s no coincidence this was discovered with the assault on the Titan underway.
16 Dec 2024, 7:04pm
Spectrometer analysis of the sound the supposedly "dead" Titans are emitting reveals something... odd. You can see eight spiral arms and some shapes that appear to be human individuals. It might be residual noise and the human mind does weird things with patterns but... something's afoot and I'm not sure what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born. (that last bit wasn't me but some old Earth poet)

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