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Date
18 Apr 2024, 5:06am
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Vanguards of Jericho is recruiting!

Do you love Liberty and Freedom? Do you hate Tyranny and Thargoids? Then the Vanguards of Jericho is a Squadron for you! We accept anyone who wants to help us liberate our surrounding systems of tyranny and help remove Thargoids from our galaxy. Thats right! Those disgusting FREAKS weren't made in the image of God, and its about time we send them straight to HELL!
Vanguards of Jericho are actively recruiting anyone who agrees with our and supports our mission!

Our Creed:

Kill Thargoids
Behead Thargoids
Roundhouse kick a Bugger into the concrete
Slam-dunk a bug baby into the trashcan
Crucify Sulphur lifeforms
Defecate in a Thargoid's food
Launch murder flowers into the sun
Toss Thargoid Scouts into active planetary thermal vents
Feed buggers to Guardians
Curb stomp pregnant exoskeletal being
Judo throw Goids into a wood chipper
Karate chop Glaives in half
Urinate and defecate on a Thargoid


Our Mission:
We bring Liberty and Freedom through our support of the Minor Faction, Jericho Free. Thargoids, The Federation, and The Empire all wish to control our lives. The Vanguards of Jericho fight for an individual's right to submit to no one. We will bring forth the Total Thargoid Death.

Additional details:
  • All ships working under Jericho Free must have their name prefixed with "JFS"
  • All members of Jericho Free must believe in the Freedom of Speech (you must be okay with our vulgar language use over discord lol)
  • No members under 18 years old (for explanation of this rule, see the above bullet point)