I was born on my parents' ship, The Dodgy Curry, just as my father was trying to negotiate a rather difficult fuel scooping operation prior to delivering a shipment of biowaste. It is no wonder therefore that I always felt like a dangerous distraction and this seems to have shaped my life. Growing up on board a Type 8 was a difficult and unnerving experience, the lack of gravity leaving me with an inability to move from my chair and this led to my career as a pilot hence my being here. Owner and sole proprietor of the CRV Woolgatherer.

I will leave you with two small nuggets of wisdom from my time in the void...

Landing gear is there for a reason and I'm old enough to remember when docking computers were the most sought after thing in the galaxy. Use both, they make life so much easier.