Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, and I'll take it away
I'll tell you how I became the CMDR of a town called Ray Gateway

In Diaguandri born and raised
In the noobgrounds is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' as they says
And all shootin' some bounty outside of Rez
When a couple of pirates who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little dogfight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in the Pilot Fed"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this aint bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Pilot Fed living like?
Hmm, this might be aight