Hello, I'm Commander Pimp Master. You may remember me from such hits as Eden my eden don't touch me there it still burns or my number one only fans site Pickle babes and the Commander who loves them. I have a small shop located at the Israel space station, we have aloe and velour along with many different types of dill pickles (as soon as customs will release them), also we offer only the finest in chaps, a favorite with the Israel station command staff (just ask Lt Sara Nudgeworth). Along with my dwarven shipmates and my AI robotic babe Eden, we travel the stars looking for adventure and romance but mainly we look for money. Yes that sweet sweet moola that makes me get all excited, almost as much as aloe. No job too small or to tough, as I will sacrifice wave after wave of my dwarven shipmates to see it through (thanks for that Zap).

So if your looking for a Commander who will swipe right on you, I'm your man. Don't hesitate, you know you want me! Cheer up now, I know you want a stud Commander and according to my doctor, I've got the STD all I need is U.