Once there were three big burly bears. They all lived in Illinois and boy were they popular. The first one was named Dallas. He was from Washington. He wasn't too bright but by golly was he a big ol boy. A regular ol lummox that one was. The second was named Houston. He was from Dallas. Not that its of any relevance but he was of average stature I reckon. His deal was he never stopped talking. Ever. He was also extremely flamboyant and prissy. So he got annoying pretty quick. And the third big burly bear bastard was from named Washington. He was from... Um... Hell, I can't remember where Washington was from. Either way, he wasn't really all that big, sadly. He was actually quite tiny. He was, however, incredibly fast. Wait.. Now I remember where he was from. He was from Dick Shooter (it's a real place, look it up). At any rate, the bears sucked that season and didn't even make the playoffs. TheEnd -AaronGoSoFast