THE LIFE OF RUPEE NOON AND THEREAFTER

rupee noon was born on the pillar of fortitude (detention center), where father Noon worked as a guard. That father Noon preferred TK products while he was just standing there as a guard. With time, rupee's mom thought this all made her rather faint and queasy. This even despite no weapons fire being allowed in the station.

rupee and mother to their first earthlike world. for rupee, it was indeed the first planet he ever toddled onto at all. into that crisp pure Altairian starshine.

Now today in 3307, over forty years later, rupee's visage is well-known for being on the tussock crunch cereal boxes during footcobble season. mm mm.


POSTHUMOUS Rupee Noon was kilt during the second Thargoid war. R.I.P. Rupee Noon 3262-3308. In addition to minor league footcobble and in-system fame, Rupee Noon later attended the Pilot's Federation, founded Millenium Dolphin Tours and a number of front companies, and fought for the Alliance and for all mankind. Rupee Noon is survived by some offspring he could never keep track of em all