Howdy, folks.

Sol here (or as the fellas on the routes call me, AlabamaDirtFarm). Now, if y'all are lookin' for a good old-fashioned shippin' and handlin' experience, like the ones your great, great grandpappy had back in the old days, then you look no further than HAPPY TRAILS TRUCKIN'!

We provide for all your cargo S&H needs, Private Package Pick-em-ups (trademark pending), Curior Services, Data Transport, and sometimes even Passenger Tours (iffin' it's along the way, that is)! All manifest procedures, docking requests, piloting, landing, cursing, and customer servicing is done by yours-truly. That's right, friends, this here outfit is a one-man show, with ole Sol Underwood as both King and Jester, CEO and Janitor.

So if you need something ran out yonder, and you want it done right and done quick, give me a ring or look out for me out there in the backrooms of any old smokey backwater bar in the black.

-S. E. Underwood
Proprietor - Happy Trails Trucking Co.