Whilst testing a modified long distance XB transporter for offsetting gravitational curvature distortion on point to point transportation. I accidentally punched a hole in the space time continuum and landed here via some strange Portal. However by a complete querk of fate my leg paralysis is now completely cured.

AKA
Espantapahros. PC (Alt Cmdr)
Espantapajros. XB (Enjoying retirement in some distant galactic bar )