Farewell, Shiny Raspberry
21 Apr 2021Ambient.Impact
Today, April 21st 3307, the first Shiny Raspberry is no more. You took me all the way to Colonia and Sagittarius A* for the first time, and landed on a number of absurdly high gravity worlds safely. You wore your fully degraded paint job as a badge of pride for having been so far and seen so much. Ultimately, a baffling exclusion zone and a moment's lapse in attention got you, and all I could do was try to repair the cascade of failing modules, but the white dwarf won in the end, and all I could was listen to my breathing until the last moment before Verity repeated eject, eject, eject into my ears.