*CAT MEOWING* Ingrid's Log: Entry *CAT MEOWING* 12
29 May 2018Ingrid Elfridr
Ingrid's log, entry twelve. I wound up having to head back to Ratraii after I started having some serious problems with Skuld's navigation systems. *CAT MEOWING* Colonia Dream was out of the advanced scanners that I prefer to equip... *LIGHTER IGNITING* *EXHALATION* ...so I told the old man running the service department to slap some external scanning arrays on the Diamondback. Now my ship looks like it's ready to broadcast freaking FM radio. While I was there I stopped by the warehouse to figure out where this kitten came from. *CAT MEOWING* Yes, Baulda I am talking about you. *CAT MEOWING* As I was saying I was able to pull up an invoice on the cargo; it came from Carter Port. This furry critter made quite the trip to get where she is. *EXHALATION* I have never had a cat before, so I decided to keep her. *SHIP ENGINES ACCELERATING* She is so small that for now I can carry her in my jacket pocket most of the time. Best of all, there's this. *GRAVITY WELL SHIFTING* *CAT MEOWING* *OBJECT LANDING ON COCKPIT CANOPY* I thought it was a rumor, but she always lands on her feet! Fascinating!
*SHIP ENGINES DECELERATING* *SURFACE PLANETARY SCANNER TICKING*
Now if only I can eventually teach this little one how to use a vaccuum toilet. *CAT MEOWING* Honestly I am going to feel pretty silly if someone catches me blowing cat shit out of the airlock again. *EXHALATION* At least for now I can fling crap at the stars. Never saw that coming until now. *CAT MEOWING* In the meantime while I make my way to Sagittarius A she just floats around the cockpit until I pass into something's orbit. Good thing being a little stowaway for over twenty thousand light years accustomed her to space travel, but there is still the matter of emptying the shipping container that she was using as a bathrooom until she found her way out. Shove the bugger towards the cargo hatch and drop that shit box right into the black hole.