Ingrid's Log: Entry *CAT MEOWING* ...Okay... We will go with that.
08 Jun 2018Ingrid Elfridr
Ingrid's log, entry thirteen. I'm sitting one jump away from Sagittarius A, having completed my photography run just a few minutes ago. *CAT MEOWING* Hang on, let me finish bullshitting into this thing and I'll feed you. Anyways, I must admit that it was rather exciting, the gravitational lensing around that thing was so intense that it made me a bit dizzy just being around the thing, like one occasion when I jumped to a system with an insanely fast rotating star. *CAT MEOWING* Exploration is exciting, even though I'll admit that sometimes space is an ass. *PLASTIC WRAPPER CRINKLING* *CAT MEOWING*Speaking of space sometimes being an ass, as soon as I made the jump into the system Baulda made her usual quick trip to the front of the canopy and decided to use my head as something to slow her fall. Damn that hurt. *CAT MEOWING* *PLASTIC CRINKLING* *CAT MEOWING* Luckily I was able to find the beanie that I got a couple of years ago, so now mostly she chills on top of my head now. *LAUGHTER* Now I am flying with Baulda the Head Cat. *CAT MEOWING* Okay, okay hang on. *PLASTIC CRINKLING* The Head Cat that commandeered my entire stock of jerky. Seriously, she considers it hers now. Gets pissed anytime I try to eat some, but at least she didn't try to take the banana chips. Nobody touches my freaking banana chips.
*KEYS CLICKING* *NAV COMPUTER TICKING*
Anyways, after getting some rest the kitten and I are going to head home. Breez still has no idea that I have this furball so showing up with her will be a surprise. She had suggested in the past that I get a pet. Speaking of the kitten, I almost forgot to do this... Does this thing have a pause on it? Pause. Pause?? *FIVE SECONDS OF SILENCE* Screw it. I'll be back.
*COCKPIT DOOR OPENING*
*RATCHET CLICKING*
*SCRAPING OF METAL ON METAL* Come on you son of a [CENSORED] get your bulky butt to the cargo hatch! [CENSORED]
*PUNCTUATED SCRAPING*
*COCKPIT DOOR OPENING*
Okay, now that I took care of that bit of business, it's time to commence what I'm going to call Operation: Dookie Drop. See what I did there? *KEYS CLICKING* *COCKPIT DOOR SEALING*
*CARGO HATCH OPENING* *SHIP DECOMPRESSING*
Luckily I won't have to do this again since she is no longer stuck in a cargo container, but I am feeling a serious need to scrub my cargo ramp. It will take at least another month to get home, but that just comes with enjoying the work.
*CARGO HATCH CLOSING* *SHIP INTERNAL PRESSURE REGULATING* *SHIP ENGINES ENGAGING* *LANDING GEAR RETRACTING*
Nothing to see here...