30-9-3307: BHRV Geirdriful-Message Exchange; Dammit Snider!!
30 Sep 2021Ingrid Elfridr
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INGRID ELFRIDR- PILOT
SAM REID- ENGINEER
RHO TEFNUTET- EXPEDITION LEADER
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IE: Sam, you up?
SR: I have just had an entire pot of coffee and finished updating the wiring diagrams for that Guardian tech, so I've been going through the archives on that research frigate to pass the time. I'm gonna be up for awhile I think.
IE: Look, I know that you're prying through that stuff again on Scott's behalf, but keep in mind the trouble that it got him in. You got lucky once when Federal agents arrested you and Todd, but luck eventually runs out for everybody. I had to risk my entire fleet to get the two of you out of there, not to mention to keep them from tracking where you guys are now.
SR: Ingrid, you knew that I intended to keep take a pry bar to these files as soon as they were delivered. On top of the data that you and Breez gathered back in '04 I'm getting close to what they were doing out there in the first place. What do you call it, the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere?
IE: I do, but that's beside the point. You, and especially Breez, need to step lightly in that matter.
SR: I know that's not why you contacted me, Ingrid. What's really going on?
IE: Tefnutet just forwarded the latest article from Galnet...
SR: ...
SR: And?
IE: I take it you've seen it by now, too.
SR: I have, and stand by my opinion that Hudson is a cunt.
IE: Check again.
SR: Why is Baxter phishing his account?
IE: Yes, but don't pay attention to the phishing so much as the content.
SR: What the fuck.
IE: Snider is at it again, too.
SR: Ingrid, I've hesitated to ask you this, but I thought you went to Draguan Nu to kill pirates to start off with. Why is this cunt suddenly holding a leash thick enough to get you to stop a research trip and pull a u-turn back? You overthrew a dictatorship and took it over, and now a harpy with a cranium like a friggin 8 ball is running the show.
IE: When I took over I abolished the office of Dictator. Now it's Generals who run the show.
SR: I get that, and my understanding of long spans of military dictatorships tells me that you're not subordinate to her, nor is she to you. Aren't you supposed to be in local law enforcement mostly anyways?
IE: That's how it started, then the feds put their noses in our business. If they hadn't committed a terrorist attack then we wouldn't have any involvement. That does involve my fleet.
SR: So let me guess: we are going back, aren't we?
IE: We have to. This kind of shit will eventually find its way in our direction after we've gotten involved in every war against them since. Not like we weren't trying to cause trouble for them on purpose and let them know it was us.
SR: I understand that, Hudson does in fact need that aforementioned bullet in his head. Then again I am no fan of that cunt Winters either. But Snider? Eventually she is going to get you, me, and a bunch of your fleet killed with all that rabid tongue-wagging she does.
IE: She does take many things too far, then again when Mike the Mouth had a sit-down with her for an interview he commented after that she is a fucking psychopath. A calm one, but a psychopath.
SR: The calm crazies are the most dangerous, Ingrid. Mike is a strange man and sort of an idiot, but I agree with him when he tells the truth. That guy is just all over the place on his broadcasts, like a hamster on chocolate covered coffee beans.
IE: You mean like you on chocolate covered coffee beans?
SR: I plea my right to not self-incriminate, police lady.
IE: So we need to go pick up Skeggjold back at base after gathering these eggheads. She and I could use your help.
SR: Ingrid, you would've been dead a decade ago if it wasn't for my help. Of course I'm coming along.
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RT: Hey Syune.... I got those photos you wanted for while I'm gone!
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SR: Dude, this isn't a Galnet channel. What the fuck.
IE: XDDDDDDD
RT: O.O
RT: Sorry Boss Lady.
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IE: *Pees self, dies* XDDDDDDD
SR: I'm glad you find that funny, I'm going to need to drink half of your whiskey stash to forget these images.
IE: Get some sleep dude, we have a long day ahead of us XDDDDDDD
SR: You want me to send you some of my porn stash? Keep laughing.
IE: No thanks, I like fish but not THAT kind of fish!
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IE: Heheheheh.....
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