A whole lotta incompetence....
14 Apr 2018"Little" Vivian Jones
Soooo.... This update is more on the list of incompetence this wing has proven to become. My god from bounty hunting fails to planetary driving fails we have it all folks!! Let's start with the first bout of incompetence.The start of this venture begins yesterday evening. I decided to ask for commander Krittercon to help me out and OOOOOH BOY did he fuck up. He went to two ships and ended up firing at the clean guy instead of the ones with a bounty... The criminal scum destroyed the ship thanks to their help and he got a bounty on him..... while there were still police around the area. He had to hightail it outta there and I had to call upon my second bout of incompetence from which was commander nuclearblt who I have not one, but TWO stories to share, both are incredibly incompetent on his driving skills.
The story was about him attempting to help me, but my god is he a terrible pilot around the smaller ships. I had to fix the paint and systems he damaged cause of this but that doesn't excuse the next commander I would like to talk about. But that isn't as bad as his driving skills on planetary mining runs..... he lost most of his hull integrity..... it was actually quite amusing to watch him attempt to drive the vehicle and to watch commander krittercon even react to it.
Commander karuiko tried to help me out and did something NO ship would ever do and pulled the entire hazardous zone that I was in on PURPOSE! It was an absolute DISASTER! I swear to god I have never seen anyone pull that many snake named ships towards them in their life and I barely got out with my eagle alive! I luckily jumped ship and quickly fled before the damage was too great to even escape. I swear that is the worst thing I have seen a member of this wing has accomplished and I am ashamed someone even dared to pull that!
Now before I even go on to signing off of this I have a confession to make. I, too, did something incompetent before and found out that I sold my planetary suite on my ship. Turns out that you need that to fly into the planet.... not like an eagle needs to fly into a planet. However, moment I got a mining ship, don't ask, I decided to try out the Scarab and oooooooh boy is that fun. Normally my days of driving anything other than a ship I would crash and burn madly, but with this scarab it is sooooooo much fun to just jetpack over the rocks and drive up and down mountains like mad. Almost as fun as shooting down vile criminal scum, but more freedom away from the incompetent pilots out that that have no clue how to drive.
anyways, now that all this has been said and done, I would like to sign off here.... Vivian Jones, signing off.