First Expedition Squadron
03 Oct 2018NewkTV
Squadron: First Expedition SquadronIdentifier: FES
Head of Squadron: CMDR Ells (Chris Ellis)
Director of Squadron: CMDR MorganIsMad1 (Morgan Golding)
Fleet: 1st Fleet
Fleet Admiral: CMDR WildWetWalrus1 (Zachary Daniel Houser)
Mission: Deep Space Exploration, Population Discovery, Expansion and Colonization.
The First Expedition Squadron was established on 15 SEP 3304. Although hesitant to establish such a squadron, CMDR WildWetWalrus1 was swayed by his subordinates at The Dark Pit Space Bar. That night he ended up drinking 11 shots of Mega-Gin, 1 Lavian Brandy, and 4 Hutton Mugs full of Gerasian Gueuze Beer. In his drunken stupor, he meandered over to his Anaconda and hopped in the pilots seat. As his Anaconda was already retro-fitted with a breathalyzer thanks to the HIP 8396 Authorities, he wasn't able to make it out of Titus Station. Later that evening, CMDR Ells and CMDR MorganIsMad1 thought it would be a great idea to take a couple Titus Honkers (Escorts) on a stroll in the Admiral's Ship. As they approached the cockpit, they realized CMDR WildWetWalrus1 was fast asleep. They had mentioned their idea to the Admiral about establishing an exploration squadron, but he never fully gave them the signed approval they needed. With this in mind, CMDR Ells grabbed the official document and tapped CMDR WildWetWalrus1 on the shoulder. The Admiral looked up, grabbed the pen, mumbled, "Toooday we go beyon..d this horizon!" and signed the approval to establish the First Expedition Squadron. Upon signing, CMDR MorganIsMad1 took helm and piloted the Admiral back to his home at Shackleton's Hope, where the Admiral was able to get a good night's rest, and the new Head and Director of the First Expedition Squadron gave a proper "tour" of the Admiral's Anaconda to the Honkers.