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To Sag A*! Hopefully, anyway. Also, new holojournal.

24 Nov 2019Iris Hatheway
         Artwork credit to https://picrew.me/image_maker/170601- I can't draw.

-microphone static-

If you're reading this, which, let's be honest, no one cares about a decidedly meh-skilled explorer floating in the western neutron fields, please be only somewhat weirded out by the decidedly unorthodox signature pic. I like it, okay? Well, I finally managed to get this holojournal to function as it was designed, and here I am, talking into a systems panel, looking ever so slightly weird. Also, CMDR Iris, at your service, though my Pilots' Fed ID card still lists me as CMDR CAELEB (all caps) because the policymakers in Shinrarta haven't come up with a system for ID change. It's arbitrarily divided segment 3 of my hastily thought-up and not very well planned journey to Sag A*, and I've parked lovely Elysia above a nitrogen-atmo water planet (world sounds somewhat pretentious to me, not gonna lie) that shall hearby be headcanoned as Scheau's Rest in Scheau Flyi GL-X d1-3229- only too many jumps to go 'til Explorer's Anchorage with a ~27ly unengineered jump range, mostly because the Pilots' Fed processed my Horizon License and got it back to me about a third of the way to Colonia, so I wasn't about to just take a u-turn towards Deciat. Goddesses above, please do things better, PiFed! I should not have to hack into your servers to change my Holo-Me to resemble my actual appearance and not be based on a bizarre 3D rendering system that doesn't include let-down hair. Yes, there are PiFed regulations against long hair, but I'm a fair few stars off from Jameson and I really don't care- add half a reason to move to Colonia, Celeste!

Reference entry edited, Commander.

Hm, running out of things to talk about and I'm not very sleepy, so I'll rant about Elysia, my Phantom, now. She's a beautiful lady, and no, that's only some of my intense gay leaking. ~27ly jump range, which some of you explorers out there'll laugh at, but I'm not exactly close to Deciat nor Khun and have very... eh outfitting know-how, and I'm proud of the woman, damnit. I love her to bits, and, uh, hopefully, she reciprocates, though a minor obstacle persists in Krait Phantoms not being sentient- uuuuuhm, I-I can dream, okay? Recently found out that fitting smaller, higher grade power plants helps heat efficiency, which you'd think I would've read on Wikipedia somewhere before subjecting Aurora and her poor heatsinks to accidental torture by fuel scooping. Elysia carries no weapons, like any other rationally outfitted exploration shi-sike! The fine woman carries a single medium railgun, for no logical or understandable reason at all other than that I love railguns. Well, uhm, running out of things to talk about now- Goddesses above, even in the abyss of space surrounded by nothing but exploration-ship-personified-into-imaginary-anime-wife, free floating gas and my inner demons, I'm a terrible conversation maker.
Iris out, I-I'm sleepy now.


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