Captain Slog Part 1....of a few,,, perhaps
20 Mar 2016Ade Mason
Captain Slog, I have no idea why I have to start my log with Captains Slog, it's not even my name,I need to vent my frustrations about this with the correct authorities, but I have more pressing issue's to deal with at the moment.
Freaky things are afoot, not my foot, just happening, with the crew, it's bizarre, think I'm the only sane one at the moment.
Lieutenant Yoohoo, keeps babbling on about something on the starboard side, no idea what's she's going on about.
Mr Spook, keeps walking around in a black cape, scaring folk, think it's his pointy ears and bland complexion, looks more like Earths old vampire bloke Dracula, but without the teeth.
Ensign Checkout, keeps making ding noises whenever he scans something, so annoying!
Lieutenant Solow is running around with his sword in his hand, making pirate sounds, He really should keep his sword to himself, it's scaring the female members of the crew, why he took his trousers off God only knows.
Then there's Chief Engineer Scotch, don't get me started, The blokes Canadian, keeps shouting I'm a Haggis and wearing a kilt, really doesn't go with the uniform you know, he's supposed to be monitoring the engines, at the moment he's in the onboard cafe drinking Lavian Brandy moaning about not having access to some real Whisky.. the place has gone mad.
Dr MacCloin is doing his normal stuff, arguing with Mr Spook, then telling me folk are dead and that he's only a doctor, not a surgeon..I don't know what he wants me to say.. I just agree with him and walk away.. obviously got his particles mixed up when he last transported.
Finally the flirty Yeoman Janet Randy is prancing around the bridge with a rather short skirt on, her comely bits bobbing in unison to some random music selection she's having piped through the internal comms system..
I'll finish this log once I find out why they are all acting so weirdly, for now,, signing off.