Per your instructions
25 Aug 2019Cpt Krovatchski
In reference to your encoded message(Thanks for that, i love being on hold for an hour to talk to a machine)
I have picked up the new Addition to the crew, and have listed the current crew as instructed
Vanessa
Collins
McCready
Chris
Simon
Jamal
Enrique
John (deceased soon if im lucky)
And now
David
I am not complaining, i am only issuing a formal report
Today while doing regular patrols in the nanomam system, PFC David left in a fighter to help with a conflict
He returned immediately to inform me that someone shot at him, and he was pretty sure it was an enemy
Youre having a laugh with this one right?
Command, he flew himself into a rock and started crying that he was under attack. We heard the entire thing, he has no idea his helmet has an active radio.
This isnt funny anymore, even if Enrique's blog becomes the next biggest comedy peice on Mars.
Anyway, to wrap the report up id like to also state there was an altercation between collins and david, no punches were thrown, because david said he didnt have to take this and attempted to walk out of the ship.
He is being treated for frostbite and will resume duties tomorrow.