Navigation operational. Please advise.
15 Oct 2019Cpt Krovatchski
Command. The deep range transmitter is online. I can hear you!That being said, please shut the fuck up. Youre on repeat, and bombarding the ship with something that sounds like a rat being strangled by a midget. Please recalibrate.
Weve managed to navigate somewhere just shy of colonia. Regarding windfall:
What are we doing out here? The encryption is unbreakable and i cant get in ive tried for a month.
Id like to also issue a formal report regarding PFC David. Hes completely lost his mind, and im worried im going to have to put him down. He keeps saying someone took his... credit card? I dont know what the hell that is. But he clains pfc John kelly stole it for some kind of NSFW website. Speaking of John he's going to need some kind of therapy, hes been playing some odd card game called wizardry for the last month. And hes trying to hit on Vanessa whilst talking about "trolls" and "his spiderman shirt"