As you requested
29 Nov 2019Cpt Krovatchski
Command we have returned to Nanomam as you requested. Ignoring the very specific instructions given to me by this protocoll assignment that you have yet to silence, Someone please shoot me its been on repeat for weeks
And i fail to understand the nature of this request. Why in the hell am i returning here to just go back into dead space? What kind of patrol ship goes to dead space.
Please enlighten me with your ever condescending wisdom when central decides to PAY ME DAMMIT.
The new reports are as follows:
An altercation occured between pvt john and pvt david, again.
Apparently john has been saying "moo" every time we passed a farming moon that contained cows. I can see why this is agitating. However, pvt davids response was to tell everyone on the ship that john is attempting to steal his obese girlfriend from him, and pick a fight over the alleged offense that he himself fabricated.
Im really getting sick of this, and im about to request a c-78_c form so i can properly suicide myself.
- CMdR Cpt Krovatchski
I hate you all