You Guys are on Crack
05 Jun 2020Cpt Krovatchski
CommandI dont like to complain, because Federation paperwork is excessively long when it comes to complaint forms.
But when you send me to kill a Terrorist, and you want me to stop by a federal settlement to obtain a target location,
DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU CAN INFORM PEOPLE NOT TO SHOOT AT MY VESSEL?
COME ON!
I shouldnt have to crash 3 Federation Viper IV's into the damn surface to get a location sent to me. Dont give me that corruption shit about them hiding the guy either.
After I scared the shit out of the settlement, in the wake of their fear that this was some sort of incoming annihilation of their homes, they asked me why you didnt tell them i was coming by. Youre lucky the only person severely injured was My refrigerators inventory, John Stress eats every time we fire a damn cannon.
Thanks for this. Send me to kill a terrorist and forget to tell the people who are supposed to give me a location, that theyre supposed to give me a location.
I just doubled the bounty on that one, someone has to pay for all that food, and for the toilet he will fuckin wreck later.
CMdR Cpt Krovatchski.
Send some Vegetables dammit