still stuck, not that you've noticed
22 Jan 2022Cpt Krovatchski
BECAUSE IT HAS BECOME APPARENT TO ME THAT YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTIONI figured I'd make you aware that we haven't moved in weeks, maybe months.
we were docking in an occupied system when we were flagged for illicit cargo and grounded in port.
I really didn't want to file the paperwork on this report, as it took me a damned week to finish, but here is my finalized report.
1/22/3308
we entered a system believed to be Lalande 18115, but due to PFC David Plum's miscalculations,
I don't know where the hell we are.
upon entering the system, we immediately received corrupted data from a broken navigation beacon, so no help there.
even the comms is working about as well as PFC John Kelly's ability to cross the viewing deck (he has actually requested a rolling chair in there, it's the size of a fucking sidewinder in there, you can't walk 50 ft?)
we were ushered into the orbital station, which did not have its name on the station (what the hell is going on here? did PFC David design this system??)
so, we don't have a clue where we have landed.
the locals are also, not a help. this entire port appears to speak Portuguese, and I don't speak Portuguese. Viktor refuses to translate Portuguese.
I don't ask you to do things you find disgusting
Viktor, OFF my comms.
anyway, so we are stuck in this unnamed system at an unknown port, flagged due to the nature of some of our cargo.
This is where we have a problem, the cargo, is literal shit.
Command, it is ACTUAL SHIT.
APPARENTLY, someone NOT TO BE NAMED WHO DEFINITELY ISNT ONE OR BOTH OF THE PFC's ABOARD THE SHIP, have been DEFECATING IN CARGO CONTAINERS.
The issue here, is I can't remove it from the ship, without filing paperwork in fucking Portuguese, and listing my route, but I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM, and I cannot leave with it in m ship, because they're afraid that since someone aboard is SHITTING IN CONTAINERS, that we will dump it in the system!
all of this aside, I'm enjoying not working.
CMdR CPT Krovatchski
not like you pay me anyway