22 May 2020Blitzkrieg Judy

End diagnostics.

Everything is well Commander.

I know, I know. I'm just making sure you're alright.

You know you can just ask.

Sure but I really don't want you to go through any issues ya know; I live here after all Rev.

Are you saying that you care about me, Judy?

That's very... Sweet of you.

Excuse me?

I meant it Commander. Your friendship is valued by me. You take care of me and the ship like they were the most valuable thing for you.

*Whispering* Well yeah of course you are...

I can still hear you.

Leave me alone you dumb robot!

*low volume* I can feel you're growing fond of me.I am too.

Hey, that's not fair, I don't have no super advanced ears. What was that?

I said you smell of alcohol and old ashtrays.

Ha-ha. You suck.

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Reeeev~ You still there? Hello?

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What the!? Shit.