Space ship blow up = funny
27 Jul 2021Jarvis J
So I arrive at this system in my meta-fer-de-lance, armed with 3 plasma accelerators and 2 rail guns. I spy with my little eye something peculiar on my radar, there is another CMDR in my instance and he isn't far from the main star!
Throttle to max speed and line up for the interdiction, I think they are unaware of my nefarious intention.
Good thing I have a wide pull angle of a hundred degrees, so I may turn this carebear into a field of debris.
This anaconda is carrying point defense, no doubt a newbie who watched too much "The Expanse".
I am getting close now and almost in pulling range, his quick and painful death I can arrange.
Secondary fire and we have started the mini game, soon his paper-hull ship shall be set aflame.
After a lengthy interdiction we dropped into the instance, I deploy hardpoints and boosted to close the distance.
Rails and a few thermal conduit procced plasma volleys later, his shields and hull melted away like butter.
I do not do piracy or that sort of player interaction thrill, all I'm interested in is to secure the kill with skill.
10 seconds in and he is already dead, maybe he should have stayed in solo or private group instead.
He was sent to the rebuy screen with an express trip, all I can say is RIP or my FDL's livery's got drip.
And so the deed was done and I scanned for my next target, ganks are in season at the community goal market.
If you think I only shoot at newbies I also shoot people who are lawful, unfortunately most of them are really quite awful
Gank you next time commanders of elite, this cringe weird ass log book entry is finally complete.
Ciao
