War pending in Naita
29 Feb 2016Adept Geraden
3301-12-31BREAKING NEWS:
We interrupt this broadcast of the perennial Yuletide favourite "Miracle on 34th Planet" to bring you important breaking news.
It seems the recently reported trade war in the tiny system of Naita has stepped up a gear, with both the Social Explorers Protectionist Party and Naita Camorra preparing for war.
We expect hostilities will break out in 3 days, with the brave fighter pilots of Sepp hurrying back to their home system to prepare their magnificent fighting machines for a swift and glorious battle.
We will return you to your regular programming, whilst we await a public statement from the enigmatic Sepp leader.