Cmdr Eli the Dangerous
Role
Explorer / Adventurer
Registered ship name
Emergence
Credit balance
-
Rank
Elite I
Registered ship ID
Sidewinder Mk I f1rst
Overall assets
-
Squadron
Allegiance
Empire
Power
Independent

Logbook entry

Eerily devoid of Thargoids...

Oki. I took up the plan to stop the quarrelling parents quarrelling. Potato's and Chewing-gums are at each others throats again. For yet another weak excuse to avoid fighting the Thargoids over far more important matters like metal disks.

Weird creatures those big ones. They still haven't figured out that if you put a whole load of metal disks on a planet and wait a billion years, nothing will happen. You need smelly compounds like organic molecules to start life. But anyway...

I had picked up the idea to start dumping Thargoid sensors in the warzone. In the hope either the combatants would realise what dumb goal they were wasting photons on or to get the system invaded by Thargoids and thus end the fray.

Who can sketch my surprise when suddenly none of the systems I tried that Thargoids are interested in contains any sort of relevant signal sources... Marybe the Thargoids have ceased their efforts, got a lawnchair and are now watching big ones solve their problem for them.
I most certainly don't see them fight among themselves.
Here I go again with that evolution fallacy... maybe big ones just need to go gently into that good night. They have a genetic weakness in identifying the biggest threat (euphemism for Homo Stulta Vera).
Fortunately there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon. Cosmic radiation has apparently mutated the genepool. The conflict doesn't seem to draw many volunteers from either side.

Oh yes I fly under imperial colours... Simply because I think they speak a nicer language in the Empire. I prefer to be called something that more resembles "Pakk" than "F*ck". It's in the details. I however am only loyal to one king.

Anyway... I'll wait until the universe realises it forgot to turn on some functionality this cycle and then continue my plans.

To all children who are fed up with the quarrelling parents:


Let's see if we can get an angry neighbour to bang on the front door.

Be well!
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