Challenge Accepted: George Lucas
26 Mar 2016Magnudius
“Ever wonder how evil you could be? I've got your answer right here: Leestian Evil Juice! Come drink to the dark side for only 457 Cr!” crooned the Merchant.Nudo walked up to her and asked, “How does it work?”
“What do you mean? You've heard it's reputation, right?”
“Well, yeah, I've heard. Local security swear these boozers are the evilest of evil while inebriated. If you dilute the drink, do you act less evil?”
The Merchant shook her head while saying, “No. Dilution affects duration of evil time, not severity of evil. You are either pure evil or not—that's the point of being Pure Evil.”
“Hmm. Do you have a high demand for this product? Do people line up to become evil?”
“The business maintains itself. Plus once you start being evil, you have to keep being evil to get away with it. The real question is now this: are you going to try?”
A slow, sly, smug smile spread across Nudo's face and hidden, dark secrets smoldered behind her eyes as she gave her answer, “I do not need a drink to tap into my Pure Evil, but I will be purchasing up all the Evil Juice you have today.”
Money exchanged hands and the liquor was packed up. Nudo grabbed her case of Leestian Evil Juice and headed towards the door. She smiled as she turned back to the Merchant to bid farewell.
“Thank you kindly!”