Challenge Accepted: Eisigna Enterprise
19 Apr 2016Magnudius
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SDC REPLACES CEO, BANS AND BURNS CMDR SUNDAENudo drummed her fingers across her dashboard with excitement upon reading this press release. She had begun to loose hope that the Smiling Dog Crew actually held Robigo because of some pilots reports she had read. Her faint hope grew stronger as she read the ad for the Combat Hauler Cult at the very end of the comments section. The ad writer was the same that wrote the Proclamation that got Nudo started on this quest, which currently had her in Wheemete. Fun fact: Wheemete Wheat Cakes is the farthest rare good from Robigo, coming in at a distance of 649.56 LY away.
Wheemete's Eisinga Enterprise did not have much going for it besides that fun fact sadly. It had the aura of a used up industrial port that had long given up hope of future Glory Days. The result of the depression is a population heavy dependent on drugs, and the good people of Wheemete embraced this! Narcotics sold for 10 thousand—legal—credits a pop. It took all of Nudo's keen senses to keep the junkies from thieving her rare drug hoard. People were offering exorbitant sums to try be one of the lucky ones to try something new and rare to them, and Nudo was happy to oblige. At first glance, it seemed as if there was no market for her non mind-altering rares, but that crowd came after the serious users had sated themselves. Nudo used this opportunity to pare down her rare goods to the bare minimum; she needed room for the rares she had yet to collect:
- 1 Aepyornis Egg
- 4 Kamorin Historic Weapons
- 1 Leestian Evil Juice
- 1 Utgaroar Millennial Eggs
- 1 Eleu Thermal
- 1 Mukusubii Chitin-OS
- 1 Coquim Spongiform Victuals
- 1 Kachirigin Filter Leeches
- 1 Diso Ma Corn
- 2 Delta Phoenicis Palms
- 1 CD-75 Kitten Brand Coffee
- 2 Eshu Umbrellas
- 1 Nguna Modern Antique
- 2 Baltah-Sine Vacuum Krill
- 1 Belalans Ray Leather
- 1 HIP 10175 Bush Meat
- 1 Vanayequi Ceratomorpha Fur
- 1 Leathery Egg
- 1 Damna Carapaces
- 1 Centauri Mega Gin
- 1 Yaso Kondi Leaf
- 1 Non Euclidian Exotank
- 1 Vidavantian Lace
- 1 Witchhaul Kobe Beef
- 1 V Herculis Body Rub
- 1 Ethgreze Tea Buds
- 1 Aganippe Rush
- 1 Burnham Bile Distillate
- 1 Mechucos High Tea
- 2 Azure Milk
- 1 Jaroua Rice
- 1 Anduliga Fire Works
- 1 Helvetitj Pearl
- 1 Wulpa Hyperbore System
- 4 Karsuki Locusts
- 1 Kongga Ale
- 1 Jaques Quinentian Still
- 1 Eden Apple of Aerial
- 2 Hutton Mugs
- 1 Wuthielo Ku Froth
- 2 Rusani Old Smokey
- 1 Void Extract Coffee
- 1 HIP Proto-Squid
- 2 HR 7221 Wheat
- 1 Chateau De Aegaeon
- 1 Onionhead
- 1 Alya Body Soap
- 2 Holva Dueling Blades
- 1 Momus Bog Spaniel
- 1 Karetii Couture
- 2 Rapa Bao Snake Skins
- 1 Kamitra Cigars
- 1 Lucan Onionhead
- 1 Ultra Compact-Processor
- 1 Giant Irukama Snail
- 1 Uzumoku Low-G Wings
- 1 Tarach Spice
- 1 Onionhead Alpha Strain
- 1 Lavian Brandy
- 1 Banki Amphibious Leather
- 1 Jotun Mookah
- 1 Uszaian Tree Grub
- 1 Orrerian Vicious Brew
- 2 Kinago Violins
- 4 Goman Yaupon Coffee
- 1 Njangari Saddle
- 4 Ngadandari Fire Opals
- 2 Cherbones Blood Crystals
- 1 Giant Verrix
- 1 Esuseku Caviar
- 1 Tanmark Tranquil Tea
- 1 Geawen Dance Dust (Nudi's favorite rare item)
- 2 Havaupai Dream Catchers
- 2 Wheemete Wheat Cakes
- 1 Neritus Berries
- 1 Ceti Rabbits
- 1 Motrona Experience Jelly
- 1 Thrutis Cream
Looking over her list after finishing business and securing her hold, Nudo felt a bit disappointed in herself. She thought she had gathered so much more than 61% of all rare goods available (she counted Indi Bourbon since it would be by the time she got around to it). With a sigh, she set the list aside and shook away the mood. Nudo didn't let herself wallow in self pity long because it only wasted time, so she saddled up her still unnamed Orca—a name kept popping up but it was too ugly for such a sleek ship—and just kept on truckin'.