A boy, his robot and his onionhead
16 Dec 2020Nekito Strider
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"We have arrived at Revans Shadow Commander. Would you like to attend to your onionhead Farm?"
"FARK! How do you know about that? I was sure there weren't any cameras there."
"I have access to all of Revans Shadows core systems including the environmental systems. You need not worry Commander Strider, I will not divulge the exact location to you squad mates."
"Thanks.... but why would you do that for me Fark?"
"I have noticed you are more... agreeable when you have ready access to onionhead aboard the [Sleek Surveyor]"
"How observant of you..."
"Surely that was sarcasm Commander Strider"
"Ha Ha. You catch on quick don't you Fark."
"Certainly Strider."
"Hey looks like your name registry is working properly."
"Certainly Commander Strider. There was never any issues with registering your name."
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"Shall I turn the smoke detector off Commander Strider"
"Yes please Fark... and from now on I'd like you to record all our conversations. Ill spend some time parsing through them when I have to. Maybe The Path Rangers will be interested in your development and our adventures. We do have that expedition starting in a few days. Thats sure to set the stage for some good stories."
"Certainly Commander..."
"And try to find some other things to say than certainly if you insist on calling me Commander Strider...."
"... Certainly Carbon Based Meatbag"
"... We will work on that..."
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