It's a miner's life for me! No.1
09 Mar 2020HugeFireBlast
Now shut up a pay attention. Even though this logbook has an interesting title, it is a one hundred percent factually correct account of my life.I was born on a tramp steamer in the depths of the largest mine in the Galaxy. The storm killed my father and mother, neither of whom bothered to show up to the birth.
I spent my whole life mining coal to power the largest spaceship in the Galaxy, the flagship of Darth Egghead. We we're proud to supply power to the Galaxy's most efficient spaceship. At least that is what they told us. I later learned that they were compressing coal into phoney low temperature diamond, which they were selling at a massive profit Using the proceeds, they kept us in the dark and there fund a massive propaganda campaign to manipulate us into mining more coal.
Of course, i never realized any of this until i hid out on another tramp steamer, and jumped two thousand light years in 3 seconds. Only ship that could ever do that. And the Empire blew it up. Apparently they needed the metal for something. At least that is what they said when the came in to the hold and drank all of the beer in the place. Hearing a bunch of the empire's pilots singing little brown jug is a terrible thing that has been stuck in my brain for years. That and the tack that they stuck in my brain.
Next time, The Storm