Barnard Station [Star Trek x Elite Dangerous]
25 May 2020PathOwOgen
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[Starting Log]
"After we was spit out here, and also after my failed transmission we realized that is this strange reality Starfleet doesnt exist, nor does the klingons, romulans, or anyone really. Wherever we are we are alone. Well, not fully. Once we was done sipping some tea and looking at the blurry photo of a strange station named Barnard Station I ordered my engineering crew to do a diagnostic of the ship, the only thing that was damaged was our coffee machine to much displeasure of my chief security officer K'Nrill that insists on using a hundred year old Keurig model that he replicates coffee pods and puts them in the device plus water to make coffee. Why he doesn't just replicate the finished product eludes me. He says he just simply like the taste of it. But personally, I think that's just the dust of the machine leaking into the cup. Anyway, getting off track we used our spore drive to jump near the station half to meet the people that live there and half to make sure that the spore drive works, the network is a very fiddle thing."
The sound of classical music plays softly in the background in the captains office
"When we jumped we was happy that it worked and that we was not instantly turned into furry meat jelly all over the walls of the ship, the station sent an audio only message that basically comprised of 'what the [bleep] did I just see, your special [bleeeep] ship just did a [bleep] flip with lighting and blue lights, also who the hell are you'"
"I think our first meeting went pretty well. Besides from a small trapezoid shaped ship bouncing off the entrance of the station for reportedly 'seeing the face of blue space death appearing before my poor eyes'"
"You win some and you lose some I guess"
[Log End]