31st Logbook Entry - Biowaste Bandits!?
25 May 2022VladmirMcDoogle
Beginning audio logbook speech to text recognition."Why do so many pirates want my damn biowaste? It's practically worthless and if any of the cargo leaks then it smells like shit in the cargo hold. The stuff is a biohazard for crying out loud, but it seems like every other pirate in the Bubble has heard rumors about my "tasty cargo" or has traveled a long way to find me. I have 288 tons of shit in my cargo hold... or am I missing something? Is there some kind of illicit drug business going on where people people are swallowing drugs and then shitting them out later to get through customs? I'm certainly not digging through my cargo hold to find out.
Even with all the pirates, I'm doing well. In fact, tomorrow I should accomplish "The Trader" rank 5 just from moving tens of thousands of tons of biowaste. I'll wear that one with pride. After I finish up with that I'll probably just do something relaxing for awhile. Maybe some mining.... unless there's a damaged starport that needs evacuations. Ever since the Thargoids hit Sosong, so close to the heart of the Bubble, helping people in damaged stations is all I can think about. It could happen anywhere at any time... We need to stay vigilant. Okay, one more biowaste run and I'm hitting the sack for the night. I've got a big day tomorrow.
Commander VladmirMcDoogle signing out."
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