Humble spacer 28 Jule 3306 (space evildoers)
29 Jul 2020Igli
Hooligans are a blemish on this beautiful universe! I was quietly examining the bottom of my glass when all of a sudden an utterly uncultured holler came on the comm. The miscreant apparently wanted my cargo (a bunch of cheap water purifiers) - maybe he had some drainage problem? Nooo, sir!It was hard for me to maintain a steady course at the moment, but easy enough to waggle to and fro while avoiding an interdiction - like my spacecraft was in the same mood as I (high in spirits and oblivious of spatial dimensions). We prevailed and congatulated each other on a successful escape from that predicament. I generally disdain drinking alone, so I poured some alcohol into the drip evaporative cooling system of my loyal ship. I thought she liked it.
Running was a palliative measure and I had to come up with a more permanent solution to the problem of space evildoers. We spacers are a resourceful bunch, though. I fetched a can of white paint and drew a large 9 on my six. Eat that! Now they cannot aim at my 6 because it says it's a 9! Heh-heh-heh!